Geraskier Trash

Best phrase ever:🌸 her wife 🌸

Worst phrase ever: 👎🏻 his pronouns are she/her 🙅🏻‍♀️

Fanart !

Geralt of Rivia -The Witcher 3 Wild hunt

i still think it's funny how when geralt started acting crazy because of yennefer, jaskier was just like "you need a nap!" like maybe trying to turn geralt off and on again will fix it

i am so scared of what season 2 is gonna try and do to you loverboy .. as if making you a twink wasnt bad enough

ALL OUR WORST FEARS CAME TRUE 😭😭😭

a geraskier sketch from the kaer morons highschool au i drew on a lark last year. i also found a half-finished comic and a text file of random ideas for more hs au comics, so watch this space!

Me: Alright time to study, gotta shift over to finals mode..

My brain: Ah yes, right. Eskel-drawing mode

Me: No wait that’s not what I meant-

My brain: IT’S ESKEL-LOVING HOURS

i am so scared of what season 2 is gonna try and do to you loverboy .. as if making you a twink wasnt bad enough

It’s probably Jaskier’s lover. Or her father. Or husband… Or anybody, really…

Based on this gem x

YOU. NEED A NAP. 

(x)

hc that jaskier has been poisoned so many times he is now immune

he has no idea that he’s immune though. he just drinks shit and thinks “hmm that tasted funny!” and moves on with his life

jaskier cheerfully popping very poisonous berries into his mouth: ooh i love those! they make my tongue all tingly!!

geralt:

he’s not allowed ANYWHERE near ciri with food and drink. yennefer has been trying for years to find a poison that actually affects him

yennefer: *hands jaskier a tankard-full of hemlock*

jaskier *scrunching up his face in disgust after downing like half of it in one gulp*: ewww yen that ale’s awful, leave it to me next time yeah?

yennefer: *scribbling in a little notebook*….fascinating. 

yennefer: *hands jaskier a goblet filled with an insanely deadly concoction of ingredients* 

jaskier: *gets a boner* 

yennefer: *frantic scribbling* really fascinating

Surprises

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Merman Jaskier ~♬

i’ve been sitting on this for weeks, but the time has finally come! here’s some geraskier goodness for my dearest @dapandapod​ as part of the bog mini exchange! hope you like it!!

In case you needed something soft on your dash~