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she/her | 27 | perpetually miserable, tired and/or bored
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thesurestthing
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goqmir

if you're scrolling tumblr right now because you're struggling to complete a project or assignment, take a moment to do the following:

  • get up and grab a resealable plastic (ziploc) bag
  • fill it with warm water from the sink
  • it will probably be somewhat difficult to fill it with warm water from the sink. youre taking a break. don't worry about it. trying to fill up the plastic bag full of warm water even though it's silly and slippery and soaks your hands. it's part of the fun
  • when it's full, go show someone. tell them you filled a bag with water. when they touch it, they won't expect it to be warm, and they'll tell you "ooh, it's warm!" you know this though. it's a little surprise for them
  • enjoy the warm water bag with them. it's fun. it probably won't spill if you sealed it well. hold it with your hands. press it against your face-- it's relaxing. jiggle it around a little bit. feel the nice, plasticky-warm texture. it's the warm water bag. it's the bag filled with water and it's fun
  • when you're done, take a pin or other sharp object (a pen works, but pins are best!) and bring the bag back to the sink. poke a hole in the bag with the pin. the water probably won't come out very fast. poke more if you'd like. maybe try dragging the pin across the bag and see if you can make a cut. poke many holes in it. it's fun!
  • throw the bag away when you're done. youve just relaxed with the bag of warm water

congratulations! try to go do your project again and you might find it easier. and if not, you've made a few water-bag based memories, or at least had a laugh or two :)

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angmallen

You could also fill your socks with river water and then wear them if you want :)

I like this option since It's quick, it's easy, and it's free.

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hummusenthusiast
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finalvortex

Sometimes I remember that "I'm so fucking normal right now" is a line from disco elysium. like that's such a sentence from a tumblr post to me but no. harry du bois said that. out loud. he would do numbers on here

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dioptre-hertz

harry dubois does do numbers on here. i see him on my dash like several times a day

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dogboyautism
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