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Today’s the day
TODAYS THE DAY!
has anyone made this yet????
[ID: An edit of the “I have done nothing wrong” meme so that the woman on top is labeled “Jews on Yom Kippur” and the man on the bottom is labeled “Hashem.” The woman’s text is edited to read “I have done wrong in my life” while the man’s text says “I know this, and I love you.” End ID]
Happy Fox day (10/10)!
Giving him noodles, for being such a good Commander. He deserves them.
Enjoy~ (And maybe enjoy a bowl of noodles today, for him)
Halloween Tumblr at the stroke of midnight on October 1st
It’s that time of year again!!
Happy October 1st, everyone!
This side by side comparison sure is something
on the one side we have GORGEOUSLY handcrafted armor. Looks like actual plate, the white tree of Gondor clear and easy to see and echoed on the pauldrons and even pressed into his belt! Which is folded in a LOVELY knot to hold it in place. The chainmail is REAL chainmail. And over all there’s some good wear on it, it looks like Boromir has owned and worked and lived in this armor
And on the other side we have stuff that looks like it was created for a shoe string budgeted made-for-TV Camelot production. It’s CLEARLY plastic. And wtf is that LENGTH that leaves a huge swath of his VITAL ORGANS unprotected???? The symbol is PRINTED on it, not even embossed, and so poorly you can’t even really tell what it’s supposed to be. It looks, as far as I can tell, like someone smooshed a bunch of pseudo celtic symbols together. Those shoulder things are NOT pauldrons. They seem to be some half arsed attempt at coin style chainmail? Maybe? I have NO idea what that shirt is. It looks like maybe the designers were going for a type of Gambeson, but it’s just way WAY too thin. It ALL looks like they hit the after halloween sale at party city for supplies.
cc: @petermorwood
This was a show with no grasp of time, no grasp of distance, and no grasp of even fantasy realism - swimming from Valinor back to Middle Earth? Shrugging off a pyroclastic flow? - so I'm not surprised it has no grasp of Hero Props.
"Hero Prop" is the term for Boromir's armour, indeed any armour, costume or accoutrements worn by a Principal Character in LOTR or any other movie.
"Hero" has nothing to do with the character's alignment, applying to Sauron and the Witch-King as well. It means any costume, weapon etc. made as detailed as possible because the character wearing it will be front and centre in very close shots, where an IMAX screen might make any flaws a metre high.
(Bernard Hill was amazed by the details in Théoden's armour, some of which only he and his dresser ever saw. More here.)
Now there's the Numenorean bargain-basement rig up there, and the full plate of the Action Heroine here.
I don't know what it's made of, but it looks like vac-formed, spray-painted plastic.
Compare it to an example of Elven armour from The Hobbit movies, which notoriously didn't have anything like the development time of LOTR...
No further comment.
1- Birb singing September is awesome. 2-That little “Ting” sound when he hits the mirror is both amazingly on-beat, and adorable as heck.
Guess who's going back on hiatus!
Me. It's me. I keep fucking getting stupid scammy asks and I'm sick of it. I'll be back once the war is over.
Alright. We’re settling this discourse once and for all.
In the tags, tell me your opinion on:
- Mayonnaise
- Frozen Yogurt
- Salt and Vinegar Chips
- Sweet Potatoes
- Kiwi
- Ginger Ale
- Microwave Ramen
i feel like everyone has at least one of these so: in the tags tell me what media someone else needs to experience to truly understand the person you are today. mine is undertale and the owl house
i didn't have "i'm broken" teenage asexual angst i had "i'm literally being the only reasonable one about this concept and the rest of you are behaving like fucking freaks" perception issues
This is so fucking funny
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are you the "you have to follow the rules exactly or everything will explode" autism or "i don't understand these rules so i'm not going to follow them" autism