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I Fight Sharks Not For Money, But For Love

@damejudyhench

Raygun Gothic. Freyja. 21+ Fandoms including The Outer Worlds, the Aquabats, Jurassic Park, Star Trek, cats (the animal not the horrifying movie) and many more. HMU if you’d like to chat! AO3 is bonymaloney. (Icon by @corancoranthemagicalman) NB if you post a lot of uncritical Caesar’s Legion/affiliated characters content I’ll probably block you.
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From my Heart and From my Hands

From My Heart and From My Hands - Chapter 1 - Bonymaloney - The Legend of Vox Machina (Cartoon) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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“Later,” Percy was barely able to croak through the sudden fog of lust clouding his brain, and then he was lost. He thought he might have dropped the wine glasses, but Vex’ahlia was kissing him and he was kissing her back, drowning in the taste and the smell of her, forest and leather and dark smoky liquor.

Percy believes he doesn’t deserve happiness. Vex believes happiness can’t last. Their first time together, inexplicably, makes them happy.

Aka I think I’m in love :D I think I’m in love D:

Second chapter now up! Thanks to @corancoranthemagicalman

#percival de rolo#vexahlia#perc'ahlia#the legend of vox machina#percival fredrickstein von musel klossowski de rolo iii#percy de blorbo#my fic#finished fic#idiots in love#pwp#smut and fluff#pic is from the radio times
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slimereveler

they sacked my fucking fiefdom. it's so over. i'll never be able to afford the king's taxes. i don't have a single fucking asset to my name except *winks shyly* my special sex ability🫣

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unlock powerful new heroes to ATTACK my pussy!!!

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“omg you’re so creative. how do you get your ideas” i hallucinate a single scene in the taco bell drive thru and then spend 13 months trying to write it

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nanoland

"we knew the leopard was dangerous but we thought erecting an obstacle course for the antelope it was chasing would inspire the antelope to try harder! anyway now the antelope is dead and the leopard is eating my face and this is all somehow The Libs' fault because they suggested the obstacle course was dumb and counterproductive, the moral cowards"

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