Can you do the angbang for this? “You dumbass. Don’t do that. Ever again.”
When Mairon comes upon Melkor in the laboratory and fiddling with dangerously bright chemicals, the maia just knows there will be some bodily hurt involved, sooner or later. He knows he has to be close by to prevent any hurt, if possible. So-- for now, Mairon delegates things to Langon, Gothmog and Thûringwethil, while he haunts the laboratory like a wraith, anxiously wringing his hands as Melkor takes to mixing the unstable chemicals together to concoct some new sinister thing.
It is past a week, and Mairon cannot yet breathe easy. Melkor has just bottled the mixture-- which had now turned into a white crystalline substance like salt.
"What will you use an explosive for?" Mairon asks, deciding to break the silence and approaching his spouse. The sooner Melkor unhands the bottle, the easier Mairon's breathing would be. Things are never good if Melkor is in the laboratory and starts mixing things. The last time he did, four Balrogs fused, and ten orcs too-- Mairon shuddered, remembering the horrendous clean-up he'd had to help the lesser úmaiar with. He wishes that Melkor would just quit it with chemicals.
He makes to grab the bottle, but Melkor moves it away from his reach.
"What are you doing?" Melkor asks, quirking an eyebrow at him.
"Give me the bottle, Mbelekhoruz," Mairon says, trying hard not to sound petulant. "You and bottled chemicals are never a good combination."
"What do you mean? I made this. I know what it is, and how to use it."
Mairon resists the urge to sigh and makes another grab for the bottle, but Melkor stands -- towering over him, and keeps holding the bottle beyond his reach.
"Away with you, laurina, I know what I'm doing."
"Well, then tell me what it is for," Mairon scowls up at him. The ends of his ginger hair ignites into flames.
"Why?"
"BECAUSE!"
Melkor gently brushes him aside again, and the big sometimes idiotic Vala shuffles the bottle between his gauntleted hands. Mairon feels his heartbeat stop with every clink of the bottle over the corners and edges of Melkor's gauntlets. Oh, Utumno, why did he have to use thin-glass bottles thin glass bottles are not a good idea stop shuffling it like that, damn--
True to Mairon's foresight, the bottled thing explodes -- a huge blast of fire right at Melkor's face. Mairon shrieks, and it is only his quick thinking that prevents the worst of the flames from touching his lord, his husband. When the smoke clears, Melkor stands there, stunned. He blinks dumbly at his now-empty hands, his face, neck, chest and arms blackened by soot.
"Er," says Melkor.
Mairon smacks him upside the head, the only being in creation who can do such a thing and actually survive.
“You dumbass! Don’t do that! Ever again!"
Melkor scowls, and endures being sat down as Mairon wipes him clean of soot. The maia is nagging at him again, a thousand words per minute.
Er...best to tune it out, then. Yes, yes. Alright, he will be more careful. Yes, yes, of course laurina, as you wish...