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Solo would’ve been better if the following things happened

  • Anthony Ingruber played Han Solo
  • Make it a mix between Ocean’s 11 and The Good The Bad And The Ugly.
  • No Darth Maul and no Qi’Ra
  • Han is mentored by Beckett and it makes him the callous and cold smuggler we know him to be in A New Hope. Their relationship is similar to Fast Eddie and Vincent in Color Of Money
  • Make the focus be about Han as a character and Han’s relationship to Chewie and Lando
  • Han and Beckett sell everyone out and when Lando offers Han more money, Han shoots Beckett and helps Lando and Enfys Nest and when Enfys insists that he did it because he’s a good man, just have Han say “I did it for the money”
  • Han wins the Falcon from Lando at the end and ends with Han and Chewie flying to meet Jabba

Solo wasn’t really a bad movie, I think it is a fun movie with great potential. The problem is they focused more on the future and not in the now, a movie about Han Solo does not focus on Han Solo and it’s not necessary at all and the story is very forgettable, and it really is just a cash grab. Alden is completely forgettable, they did not want an actor to emulate Harrison Ford and that’s the problem. Donald Glover was emulating Billy Dee Williams, while also doing his own thing. I really think hiring Anthony Ingruber would’ve been the best possible thing they could’ve done. He looks and sounds like a young Harrison Ford, plus he worked with Ford in The Age Of Adaline. He could’ve easily channeled the charm and swagger of a young Han Solo. With Alden, I just don’t see it.

There is nothing remarkable about the movie and the only two characters who stand out as 100% only enjoyable to me are Enfys Nest and Chewie. The rest of the characters just feel like unnecessary adds or barley passable imitations. 

They made the movie about everything BUT Han Solo and their attempts to make Han a good man just betrays the character we knew in A New Hope. The reason why I chose to cut out Qi'Ra is because Han Solo having a love interest in my opinion was a pretty poor choice. Han Solo was always implied to be a loner before Leia came into his life. His name is SOLO. Han is a criminal smuggler, if anything he would've been sleeping around like Captain Kirk, especially Han in his 20's. Hell, in a deleted scene for ANH, Han basically has a small fling in the Cantina. As a matter of fact, showing that he was this intimate with someone before Leia takes a little bit of the mystique away from their relationship in later movies. I also felt like Han and Leia worked because they were the only ones who would get under each other's skins, but with here, Han and Qi'ra are just kind of in a relationship at the beginning and it's like "oh we don't even know these people" seeing him so deeply affected over another woman makes Han Solo comes across as a little bit more vulnerable than the Han we met in A New Hope. 

This whole movie shows a far more human Han, he's shown to be somewhat empathetic and sympathetic of others. He gives too much of a damn, there's a time or two in Solo where Han chooses to do what's right as opposed to what's right for him, he does jobs without looking for a real reward and that's just not Han Solo. In this movie it's clear that Han has a moral compass, whereas in the original trilogy, he was a lot more morally ambiguous and it was through Luke and Leia's influence and place in life that he began to become good. In A New Hope he had to constantly be reassured that he was going to be preciously rewarded. This completely destroys Han's arc in the original trilogy as this movie implies that Han was always a good guy. And the reason why I added Han working with Beckett to selling everyone out is because it works for his character. Han has been for himself no matter what until he meets Luke and Leia. I cannot see Han pre-ANH ever willingly doing the right thing while it's Lando who stops Han and convinces him, "you'll get your share" and Han just shoots Beckett, cause that's the trash Han used to be before the disaster Skywalker Twins came along I really feel like no one on board understood Han Solo as a character and their inability to make a Han Solo movie about Han or any aspect of Han’s character is what ultimately failed the movie. 

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My mother once told me about a band of mercenaries that came to a peaceful planet. They had a resource there these men coveted, so they took it. They kept coming back, taking more. Until finally, the people resisted. When they returned demanding their tribute, the people shouted back in one voice, “No more!” The mercenaries didn’t like the sound of that, so they cut off the tongue of every last man, woman, and child. Do you know what that pack of animals became? … Crimson Dawn and the rest of the five Syndicates have committed unspeakable crimes across the galaxy. Says you. No. Says them. Each of our worlds has been brutalized by the Syndicates. Crimson Dawn will use their profits from the coaxium you stole to tyrannize system after system in league with the Empire. And what would you use it for? The same thing my mother would have used it for if she had survived and still wore the mask. To fight back. We’re not marauders. We’re allies and the war has just begun.

Solo: A Star Wars Story (2018) dir. Ron Howard
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Ways I would change Solo

My other Star Wars changes

Solo wasn’t really a bad movie, I think it is a fun movie with great potential. The problem is they focused more on the future and not in the now, a movie about Han Solo does not focus on Han Solo and it’s not necessary at all and the story is very forgettable, and it really is just a cash grab. There is nothing remarkable about the movie and the only two characters who stand out as 100% only enjoyable to me are Enfys Nest and Chewie. The rest of the characters just feel like unnecessary adds or barley passable imitations. So these are ways I would change Solo to make it a great movie

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How I rank the Star Wars Saga

  1. Star Wars Episode V The Empire Strikes Back
  2. Star Wars  Episode IV A New Hope
  3. Star Wars Episode VI Return Of The Jedi
  4. Star Wars Episode  III Revenge Of The Sith
  5. Star Wars Clone Wars(2003)
  6. Star Wars The Clone Wars(movie and series)
  7. Star Wars Rebels
  8. Star Wars Episode II Attack Of The Clones
  9. Rogue One
  10. Star Wars Episode I The Phantom Menace
  11. Star Wars Resistance
  12. Star Wars Episode VII The Force Awakens
  13. Solo A Star Wars Story
  14. Caravan of Courage: An Ewok Adventure
  15. Ewoks: The Battle for Endor
  16. Star Wars The Holiday Special
  17. Star Wars Episode VIII The Last Jedi
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Do you ever think about how Enfys Nest’s costume had more intricacy, intrigue, and menace than anything in The Last Jedi?

She’s wearing this mask and heavy coat (fun fact: her design took a year to complete!), so you can’t tell who or what she is throughout the whole movie until the Reveal, and the whole time she’s menacing and relentless…all while being a sixteen-year-old girl. 

Then, after the reveal, they still do a fakeout by putting her mask on a decoy character, allowing her to jump out for another major plot twist even after she’d already done a plot twist using the same mask. There were no new elements added, no ramblings of expository dialogue, just visual cues and callbacks that utilized the costume to its full extent–and also gave a valid reason for a previously-masked character to spend multiple scenes with an exposed face.

Meanwhile, The Last Jedi has a guy in a white suit with a red flower on his lapel because…that’s all we get to know. Snoke has a gold robe to symbolize…something. Rey’s hair is down partway through the movie because…she saw a shirtless murderer?

And there’s a simple reason for this: Solo had to tell its own story quickly and effectively. It didn’t have time to waste on misleading flashbacks or sudden obsessions with parentage, or even on weird messages about Both Sides and Weapons Dealers–it had to tell you who characters were immediately and change their roles in the story in a heartbeat. Lady Proxima is a giant subterranean beast, Moloch is a heavy and menacing figure, Beckett is an unpredictable gunslinger who overlooks crucial weaknesses in his disguises, Dryden Vos is a scarred and menacing figure who will murder people one second and mingle at a party in the next, Qi’ra is Emilia Clarke, Val is sensible and protective, Therm Scissorpunch is Therm Scissorpunch, and L3 is a boxy nondescript robot who has to use her words and philosophies to express herself to the universe. 

But all of them fall short of the perfection that is Enfys Nest, the creature the galaxy sees as a menacing monster but who is actually just a young girl trying to do the right thing.

TLDR: Solo had so much heart put into it and deserves much more love. 

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