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♥︎ zodiac signs as songs from fearless ♥︎

the signs as songs off of folklore🕊

aries — betty

taurus — invisible string

gemini — exile ft. bon iver

cancer — cardigan

leo — the last great american dynasty

virgo — seven

libra — illicit affairs

scorpio — mad woman

sagittarius — this is me trying

capricorn — my tears ricochet

aquarius — mirrorball

pisces — august

✸ zodiac signs as songs from folklore ✸

Normal Horoscope:

Aries: The fabric of your life is torn in some places. This is natural. Wear and tear is to be expected. All that is needed for repair is some patience and a steady hand.

Taurus: Someone you dont know or care about could be thinking the nastiest meanest things about you. Who gives a shit.

Gemini: You cant tell what people are going to like until you make it. The only approach is the shotgun approach. Actual shotgun optional.

Cancer: The real problem with instant gratification is that is leads to boredom. Try sealing all of your desires behind complicated puzzles or labyrinths.

Leo: The friends and family who truly respect you will support you no matter what. Realize your full potential Leo! Eat all the soap in a ten mile radius!

Virgo: Leave the planet behind and save the fate of humanity by losing a game of space football.

Libra: You’re headed for a spot of luck Libra! More accurately! A spot of luck is headed towards you! At possibly bone-shattering velocity!

Scorpio: Your love of novelty cups will be satiated when you slay a dragon that happened to collect those.

Ophiuchus: Feeling stuck creatively? Try hiding in the bushes and firing darts coated in powerful narcotics at passersby.

Sagittarius: The stars say the time is right to lie face up on the pavement and allow the sun to warm your blood until you are ready to hunt again.

Capricorn: With a big creative venture out of the way you may be wondering what to do next. The stars suggest doing a little dance.

Aquarius: Reconsider what you truly need from your days. Routine is the foundation on which empires are built! Try doodling your ideal self on your tummy. Brainstorm!

Pisces: If you need a pick me up youre in luck. Today while you drink your coffee, watch as the goddess of the moon descends from the heavens to slap a dude really hard.

Normal Horoscope:

Aries: Its one thing to keep your hopes up, and another to deny reality so hard you change it by sheer force of will. Either way it gets the job done.

Taurus: Hold on to your dreams and don’t let go! Your dreams will try to throw you as they run, and the smarter ones might try to smash you against the canyon walls. Whats a few broken bones to a dream?

Gemini: Explore the untamed wild of your feelings for someone and get ripped apart by a troop of orangutans.

Cancer: Today you’ve got a 50% chance of transforming into a car permanently.

Leo: They’re planning something. Nothing a little rafter eavesdropping cant solve.

Virgo: Your job today is to kill ghosts with a tire iron. That’s all the help you’re gonna get from the stars and I today, good luck.

Libra: Business business business business business business. Business, business business. Business.

Scorpio: Today your emotions will boil over into vomiting up a small pulsating mass of flesh and teeth that believes you to be its mother.

Ophiuchus: The stars and I aren’t sure what that is, but we do know that its not a horse! Please do not approach it. Or do, your choice.

Sagittarius: The stars and I will give you 5$ if you let an alligator bite your foot off.

Capricorn: Feeling like you’re in a rut? Dreaming of ruts? Of trenches? Of great carved patterns in the earth that can only been seen from far far above? For whom do you carve? For whom do you paint mother?

Aquarius: You’re usually an open person, almost to a fault, almost. Consider doing something about that gaping cannonball wound in your chest.

Pisces: Today your destiny is covered in a thick pelt of soft hair. It really shouldn’t have hair which is the weird thing.

Normal Horoscope:

Aries: Right now is a good time for planning. Get the world set in motion and use the momentum down the line to crush any who would oppose you with your enormous ball of plans.

Taurus: You struggle with second guessing yourself. Keep moving! Indecision is death! That helicopter isn’t going to hijack itself!

Gemini: People are depending on you to uphold your promises. The last thing you want to be known as is a trickster. Or is it? Thats exactly the sort of thing a trickster would do!

Cancer: Feeling tense? Anxious? Worried? Feeling the change?  Hungry? Ravenous? Long? Tense? Long?

Leo: The stars say that this is the time to downplay your abilities but not your actions. Allow the world to underestimate you so you can uppercut it in the jaw for snickering during your presentation last week.

Virgo: A positive attitude will take you in a positive direction, at least until your lack of situational awareness leads you straight off a cliff into a pit of spikes. Keep your eyes open virgo.

Libra: When others cant decide, you will be there to make the tough choices with your brave disregard for things like “Rational Thought” and “Basic Self-preservation”.

Scorpio: What the ignorant call paranoia or hyper-vigilance, you call an impenetrable defense against the group of assassins that are definitely maybe following you. 

Ophiuchus: Use your quick thinking and clever nature to escape when the waiter mistakes your pleasantries for genuine interest in the sort of corn they use in the tortillas.

Sagittarius: When you feel anxious energy building up inside you, look on the bright side! This is an opportunity to practice focusing it into a devastating Anxiety Beam attack.

Capricorn: Having trouble reaching your goal Capricorn? Not sure whats wrong? Consider that there just might be an obstacle in the way between you and your desires.

Aquarius: When you’re in the midst of some emotional drama is can be difficult not to lose sight of the larger goal. Stick to professionalism and confidence in your abilities. You have a bank to rob.

Pisces: Today you might fall into a bottomless pit. This is not a metaphor.

the signs when sad

Aries: pushy, mean, slightly aggressive but all they want is a supportive hug Taurus: impatient yet sensitive  so they isolate themselves, binges on anything in sight, comforting conversations and rants tend to cure it Gemini: silent, keeps it a secret, nerves and overthinking, needs to lean on others but never admits it Cancer: shuts off all communication with others, cries silently to self, snug blankets, long hugs and warm cups of tea help Leo: brushes it off externally while it eats them up inside, music and a social event is sure to brighten their day Virgo: overthinks everything making themselves feel worse, reading to try distract their mind Libra: numb, bottles it all up, wallows in themselves, socializing with people who truly care Scorpio: cries at night, stays away from people and parties, fresh air and the open road clears their mind to free their emotions Sagittarius: takes it out on other people in the form of anger, knows exactly what to say to affect you, allow them to simmer and calm Capricorn: lack of motivation, on edge and very tense, seems blank and emotionless, a good long bubble bath with a glass of wine will help them relax Aquarius: untalkative and cold, quieter than usual, normally doesn’t want any attention when feeling this way Pisces: feels every negative thought all at once, anxiety rules them, irritable, retreats into their own world, needs someone close to trust with their life to help

Normal Horoscope:

Aries: The care you take in not analyzing your flaws is spectacular really. The stars are really goddamn impressed with how deftly you are able to avoid introspection.

Taurus: Even the kindest people are prone to misinterpretation and plain old bad luck. There will always be haters yes, but sometimes we really do just fuck up.

Gemini: Growth is a cycle of expression and introspection. A snake eating its own tail. An ouroboros that needs therapy. 

Cancer: Failure is inevitable in any venture worth doing. If you are wondering if you should quit, stay your course. When the time to retire comes, it tends to be obvious.

Leo: Allow fear to inform you. To accept fear as sovereign is sin against the self. Fear is very correct about the large hungry mammal chasing you. Run.

Virgo: All the ephemera in the world is worth nothing without a foundation of understanding. But be warned: Looking too closely at some things can lead you to that same mystery. Here be dragons.

Libra: “take the good with the bad” What useless advice. The uncaring chaos of the world runs deep in every human experience. Show me a wholly good or wholly bad experience and I will show you a cool rock I found.

Scorpio: A face can be much more revealing than you expect! Communication is a subtle thing and your heavy iron mask gets in the way.

Ophiuchus: Your rage must inspire you to be gentle.

Sagittarius: Most people dont give themselves enough credit, good or bad. Your ambition is admirable, but you should have been more careful with that cool sword.

Capricorn: Not everyone may enjoy your company, but those who do want you involved in damn near everything they do. You are the hot sauce of people.

Aquarius: The stars say you have some knowledge that seeks to be taught. Keep in mind, there is no teacher without a pupil!

Pisces: Make a plan, work the plan. Improvisation is of little use without goals in mind. You’ll end up somewhere, no matter what.

passionate. tempermental. warm. enthusiastic. intense. confident. energetic. fire signs.

The Fire Signs: Aries ∴ Leo ∴ Sagittarius

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Big ____ Energy

Big Aries Energy / being able to mask insecurities no matter the situation. never giving up. taking on every challenge with the upmost effort.

Big Taurus Energy / never settling for less. stretching their right to say no. giving people the energy they deserve.

Big Gemini Energy / giving people as much help as possible. always down for literally anything.

Big Cancer Energy / putting their hearts on their sleeves. getting too invested too fast. encouraging other people, always.

Big Leo Energy / continuously searching for ways to make themselves better. being secretive about their feelings. never stops studying other people.

Big Virgo Energy / giving people the same energy they give out. always being down to debate. trying to figure out the tea in situations.

Big Libra Energy / always thinking/talking about love. assuming the best of people even after multiple chances.

Big Scorpio Energy / constantly searching for bigger and more genuine connections. talking for days about their passions. giving interest in conversations.

Big Sagittarius Energy / not being able to keep surface level conversations. being brutally honest about how they feel. bringing up uncomfortable topics.

Big Capricorn Energy / always pulling all-nighters for school/work/responsibilities. always giving 110%. always focused on fixing the problem.

Big Aquarius Energy / giving loyalty to who earns it. always being the mom friend. making cookies at midnight.

Big Pisces Energy / giving people the freedom to talk about anything. always apologizing. frequently working way too hard and not using time for themselves.