Seriously, how the hell do you come up with the plot of a Flash movie where Barry mentors a younger speedster AND works with an older retired superhero, but you don't think to use Wally West and Jay Garrick!?
The Flash should have been a Flash Movie with Flash supporting characters and villains and I don't know why that was too fucking hard to ask that of DC and Andy Muschietti
Flash fans:We want Grant and JWS as cameos, Flash family and actual Flash villains
Andy Muschietti:Fuck you. You're getting soulless nostalgia, and we're resurrecting actual dead people with CGI and we're having Jay played by Zoom, Zod and three Barry Allens because fuck you
The Flash:*gets poorly received and bombs*
WB:What could've been done to fix this mess?
Flash fans:
So let me get this straight. The Flash movie includes
- 3 Barry Allens. Two good Barrys and one evil Barry instead of the logical thing like, oh I DON'T KNOW HOW ABOUT BARRY, WALLY AND FUCKING THAWNE
- No Flash villains
- Supergirl instead of Wally, Bart, Jessie, Jay or any of Flashes allies
- General Zod
- Michael Keaton and Ben Affleck as their respective Batmen, but not Grant Gustin or John Wesley Shipp as The Flash
How is this a Flash movie? Why Dark Flash? Why Zod? WHy not Reverse Flash, Godspeed, Red Death, Zoom, Grodd or The Rogues? I mean, the DCEU ALREADY set up the fact that Henry Allen was framed for Nora's murder and they STILL decided on Dark Flash over Thawne. Why are we getting two old Batmen over former Flashes? The fact that they couldn’t put in the other live action Flash actors there despite this being like the most expensive movie ever made is kind of a joke.
The Flash Fancast
Inspired by this video
and my absolute contempt with E*ra M*ller and what they have done, Here is my fancast to go along with The Batman direction for The Flash
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I never had any kids of my own, you know. Joan and I… well, we never found the time… But when Barry died a few years ago, I felt like I lost a son. And Wally… he was the kind of boy that would make any grandfather proud. The kind of man… who gave his life fighting for the dream… our dream. What’s wrong with us? Why do we keep living out our years – while the young keep dying?
Injustice Gods Among Us Fancast
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Barry, this is why speedsters don’t travel to the future. Nobody should know this much about their own. Just as there are infinite earths in the multiverse, there are infinite possibilities to the future. It’s always bending, always changing. Every decision you make creates another alternative.
On Easter, the Flash Family hides their eggs all around the Earth, every superhero is invited to join the hunt.
@theredhooddc
I’m Jay Garrick, the real Jay Garrick.
The Real Jay Garrick!!
Where I came from, I was a speedster like you. They called me The Flash.
Jesse: I don’t want to leave my life.. Bitch you had no life you were locked away. Do you need another timeout in the dungeon?
Barry: I need a pep talk to function, haven’t had one in 24 hours. Ignore the man in the mask in the other prison cell, priorities here. Focus on me! F-f-focus on me!
Jay: Let me stand near this closing breach where Zoom is in hot pursuit. *Decides to get baptized in breach*
★ hs yearbook award ★ kisapandemonium asked the flash + best person to bring home to your parents
things dc needs to get rido of asap:
- jason’s emoting helmet you know with the face and the ugliness
- scott lobdell
- The god awful Superman/Wonder Woman relationship
- Wonder Woman being the daughter of Zeus. Wonder Woman being made out of clay by a woman who desperately wants a child and her goddesses blessing her with what she desired so badly and it being a story of motherhood and women loving other women is much better than your trash soap opera drama of a ~secret affair~ between Zeus and a woman like honestly.
- The racist re-imagination of Wally West
- Cyborg being a founder of The Justice League, he works better as a Teen Titan, Martian Manhinter works best as a JL Founder
- Whitewashing the Al Ghuls, seriously fucking stop
- Stop removing the superhero’s superfamily. Give back Cassandra Cain(DONE RIGHT) stop writing Stephanie Brown so shitty, say that Tim was Robin, give back Wally West, Jay Garrick and Bart Allen and STOP giving Wally’s character to Barry. Either write Barry like he is in the show or write him like he is in the comics, boring.
- Stop turning Superman into an asshole. "I miss Superman. I miss the guy who actually inspired people. The Superman who had time to help a kid who fell off a bike. Before he was changed. Before he gritted his teeth and looked angry all the time. Before he became all hard and dark because people supposedly needed him to. I miss the city of tomorrow and the man of yesterday.
- Stop turning Harley Quinn into Deadpool, get rid of her skin being bleached, she’s a psychiatrist who’s mind was warped by The Joker, not thrown in chemicals. BE CONSISTENT WITH HER CHARACTERIZATION! She’s a lovely bubbly jester. If you want good characterization, then write her like she is in Injustice. This is a Harley who realizes her relationship with The Joker was toxic and abusive, this is a Harley who can live without The Joker and basically lives life like it’s Harley’s Holiday. And if you want Harley and Ivy together, than FUCKING WRITE IVY LIKE SHE’S POISON IVY! Not a cardboard cutout love interest, give Ivy her eco-terrorist feminist persona back.
- STOP. REUSING. THE JOKER. If you are gonna keep continuing to fuck his character up, make out of character bullshit that The Joker would not find the tiniest bit of funny in the slightest, then do not fucking use The Joker. The Joker does what he does because life is the joke and death is the punch line. Cutting his face off is not fucking funny and Endgame was NOT funny.
- DAN DIDIO
The Flash by Bosslogic.