hello id like to be reincarnated as this please

Young Decadent, Ramon Casas

what a fucking mood

when fiona apple said “how can I ask anyone to love me when all I do is beg to be left alone?” i felt that

For my birthday I want my brain cells back

netflix and still

single

I just want to publicly unleash my wrath at Disney Channel for making me believe high school would be a thrilling feudally hierarchized warzone, until I actually got there and realized it was more like an “if you’re shy and average looking then literally nothing at all will happen to you during four years” kind of experience.

in school/at work: can’t cope because it’s all too much, too many things craving attention, longing for some sweet alone time without school/work: can’t cope because no schedule, also Boredom™, if i spend one more minute alone doing nothing i’ll lose it

I want to erase myself from everybody’s memory

i don’t feel like meeting new people but at the same time no one i already know is /that/ person ya feel me

*Romania comes up* 

me: lol wtf are they srsly yodeling

*20 seconds later*

me:YODALEEEYEE YODALELYALOOOO

Happy 38th Birthday Heath Ledger (april 4, 1979 - january 22, 2008)  “ I like to do something I fear. I like to set up obstacles and defeat them. I like to be afraid of the project. I always am. When I get cast in something, I always believe I shouldn’t have been cast. I fooled them again. I can’t do it. I don’t know how to do it. There’s a huge amount of anxiety that drowns out any excitement I have toward the project. ”

paralyzed

secondhand embarrassment is pure agony and i wish a lot of comedy didnt rely on it