Imagine your favorite male character is your college professor, and you always end up zoning out during class thinking about them. One day, they end up having you stay after class to talk. They sit you down and ask you what’s distracting you, causing you to flush and look away. Suddenly they grab...

What to say during sex

I thought I only though of that holy crap!

What to say during sex

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Oh my god, you are awesome! I love seeing Halo fan art, but I have a particular soft spot for pieces centred around the Forerunner Saga and what you’ve made is amazing.

Thank you very much for sending this my way, I cannot wait to see you do a piece on Yprin (perhaps Forthencho, or even the Timeless One in the future as well?)

Forthencho? That Prehistoric-Human has all my respect for fearlessly challenging the Didact! I will do a piece of him at once! 

The Timeless One will take a millenium of thinking. I’ll try my best to make you and all Reclaimers pleased.

I see how it is, Reclaimers. The feeling of not being accepted is painful to get through. I precede you. I don’t look like you…

You resemble me.

Humans and Forerunners have differences. Six or seven fingers for my race are a normal thing, not an insignificant deformity, unlike humans.

could you be any more of a loser? because i dont think so……,.

for every note this gets, ill make an egg please reblog this selfie

please explain to me why people still say that gays shouldnt be able to be married to preserve the sanctity of marraige

I want to see the reenactment…

Turns out that she stabbed him with a ceramic squirrel, all because he did not buy beer..

i feel that if I scroll past this and don’t reblog it the snail is going to look to the ground and cry

that comment

im sold

gotta do it now

…

I’ve just been emotionally blackmailed by a cartoon snail.

Think about the waving snail...

i feel that if I scroll past this and don’t reblog it the snail is going to look to the ground and cry

that comment

im sold

gotta do it now

…

I’ve just been emotionally blackmailed by a cartoon snail.

AND HOW THE FUCKITY FUCK AM I SUPPOSE TO FIT THIS INTO MY FUCKING MOUTH FOR FUCKING GODS SAKE I WANT 20

I DON'T KNOW SQUASH THAT FUCKING SJIT AND GET IT OVA WIF MAAAAAN!!

Trans Woman Dares Bible-Quoting Councilman to Stone Her to Death

that’s fucking hardcore

Here’s the reason i need feminism. I went to a party not long ago with some good friends, and i met a guy who couldn’t understand i didn’t want him - he kept coming at me, saying things like: “you want it, you just don’t know it ‘till i give it to you” and “fucking whore, you’ve slept with half the men in here, it’s only fair i get some too”. I felt imensely uncomfortable, and i tried getting away from him - i was really scared, to be honest. I ended up with going into the kitchen to Call my parents and tell them to come and get me, when he came from behind and grabbed me hard on my breasts, telling me i DESERVED what i got. He twisted my breasts so hard i have huge bruises, both underneath and on top of my breasts; including some hard bitemarks on my arms, neck and shoulders. A friend came and saw it, and helped me get out, but i’m still scared and uncomfortable.

I’m sick of THIS. Of men (granted, only a few) thinking they hear yes when i say no. I need to make it clear that this happens. I could have gotten raped, if not for my friend helping me out. And it’s scary.

I’m begging you, reblog this or do SOMETHING so people can see that this happens; the police told me it didn’t “count as sexual assault, seeing he didn’t penetrate me, and because it has been two days, they can’t do anything, because his DNA would have been washed off by now”. Please, let people know that feminism isn’t just women wanting to get a hugger paycheck, or just saying these things; IT HAPPENS ALL THE TIME AND IT HURTS AND IT IS SCARY TO BE A PART OF.