video game character bigenderizer

Watch this guy who just played Portal for the first time absolutely lose his mind at the end credits song

#god it's so great to see someone that somehow never interacted with ANY part of the portal hype#and just see them having as much fun as back then when it came out#it feels like a time capsule but it's happening today#god

He calls Valve "the Steam company" and points out that they've also released video games as if it's a little known interesting side fact, so this might just be an age issue. He could've been a little kid when we were all hyped as fuck and memeing the shit out of this game.

#OH MY GOD????#THIS SONG?????#IS INSANE???????!!!!!#WHAT THE FUCK????!!!!?#?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!!?!#i have to play portal. oh my god i HAVE to play portal#AAAAAAAAAAA#gr2103

Yeah we all went pretty feral over this when it came out. You remember Undertale? The hype was a lot like that.

You have been in suspension for 9999999-

actually glados would love “btw. if you even care.” as a way to end literally any sentence if portal was made in the 2020s. like yea. this test was previously a military training course that uses live turrets with real bullets btw. if you even care.

truly no video game moment will ever surpass the part in portal 2 where glados says "well, this is the part where he kills us" and wheatley says "hello, this is the part where i kill you" and you unlock the achievement titled "the part where he kills you" (description: this is that part) and the chapter title appears on the screen and reads: chapter nine: the part where he kills you

one of my favorite glados gags is she keeps pretending she went places. she's like i went outside today. girl you did not go anywhere.

reading dev comments about the singing turrets at the end of portal2 about how they sort of loved and would miss chell because she gave them some kind of purpose too (shooting at people). whole facility love chell ok? the end.

any human glados design must have a fully flat ass

however -- and this is vital -- she claims she's thick

becuase it. the. do you get it

the. beacause of hte. the c

I can’t believe Aperture actually had a god damn play place/daycare type shit and naturally it couldn’t look less safe

Wasn’t the blue goo the bounce goo? Look where that broken railing is… Child spared outta there at mach 2

Environmental storytelling

when you played portal 2 for the first time and you heard wheatley go “actually…. why do we have to leave right now?”

when you played portal 2 for the seventh time and you heard wheatley go “actually…. why do we have to leave right now?”

GLaDOS is literally the funniest character ever. Her arc culminates in her saying "I hate you so much it's not even worth the trouble of killing you, so just fucking LEAVE. And on your way out here's a full choir to sing 'Goodbye My Darling,' an Aria I wrote in Italian about how I love you and want you to be safe, which mentions you by name. Don't read into it. Get the fuck out. And here, something to remember me by: a box with a heart on it. Leave." to a woman who has literally never responded to anything she's ever said

what did we do to deserve portal 2. that shit was so good and for what

we got to have this! we got to have a valve game set in the half life universe, and its an enemies-to-lovers-to-enemies-again sci fi comedy story about a homicidal ai created to run tests forever and the test subject she catches feelings for!! how is this game real!!!

happy birthday to the only video game ever

The best visual gag in any piece of media was the giant vault door concealing a normal-sized door in Portal 2

Actually the best joke of all time period was also in Portal 2 and it’s when Glados says “Well, this is the part where he kills us” and Wheatley follows up “Hello, this is the part where I kill you!” and the chapter card pops up reading “Chapter 9: The Part Where He Kills You” and then you unlock the achievement “The part where he kills you” and the achievement description reads “This is that part.”

Portal 2 is a fucking masterpiece for hundreds of reasons

[In earlier stages of Portal 1, you chased a fleeing GLaDOS throughout the facility while she spouted cake-related gibberish because of the damage to her core. Some of these lines were repurposed for the “cake” core. The achievement “Vanilla Crazy Cake” was later named after this cut line.]