“Why do you keep calling me an idiot in front of other people?” “Because you are an idiot.” AU
“You’re always getting your heart broken.” “I wouldn’t be getting my heart broken if someone knew how to read the signs.” AU
“My God,” Character A whispers, brushing a strand of hair from Character B’s face; hears the distinct hitch of breath. “You’re so dense,” Character A says. “I’m not… I’m not dense,” Character B breathes out, leaning into Character A’s touch. AU
“You keep sabotaging my dates, and for why?” “Because… Because I know when someone’s an asshole and I don’t want you dating an asshole?” AU
“Why don’t you go marry them if you like them that much?” “…[Name], are you… Are you jealous?” “Am not.” AU
“Your flirt game is so bad, no wonder you’re still single.” “My flirt game isn’t bad, and the person I like is a fucking idiot. That’s why I’m still single.” “…Okay, but why are you looking at me like that?” AU
dailyau reblogged
we are going to have to make sure fandom is a safe space for everyone because it’s about to be the only safe space for certain people to exist in