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Dragon Age Inquisition Party Banter

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An archive of the silly things our best friends say when we're all having a fun time in Thedas! (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:・ﾟ✧
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Solas: You truly are content to sit in the sun, never wondering what you could have been, never fighting back.
Varric: You've got it all wrong, Chuckles. This is fighting back.
Solas: How does passively accepting your fate constitute a fight?
Varric: In that story of yours—the fisherman watching the stars, dying alone. You thought he gave up, right?
Solas: Yes.
Varric: But he went on living. He lost everyone, but he still got up every morning. He made a life, even if it was alone.
Varric: That’s the world. Everything you build, it tears down. Everything you’ve got, it takes. And it’s gone forever.
Varric: The only choices you get are to lie down and die or keep going. He kept going.
Varric: That's as close to beating the world as anyone gets.
Solas: Well said. Perhaps I was mistaken.
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Solas: Is there at least a movement to reunite Orzammar and Kal-Sharok?
Varric: What is it with you, Chuckles? Why do you care so much about the dwarves?
Solas: Once, in the Fade, I saw the memory of a man who lived alone on an island.
Solas: Most of his tribe had fallen to beasts or disease. His wife had died in childbirth. He was the only one left.
Solas: He could have struck out on his own, to find a new land, a new people…but he stayed.
Solas: He spent every day catching fish in a little boat, every night drinking fermented fruit juice and watching the stars.
Varric: I can think of worse lives.
Solas: How can you be happy surrendering, knowing that it will all end with you? How can you not fight?
Varric: I suppose it depends on the quality of the fermented fruit juice.
Solas: So it seems.
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“elfy hurt too much”

Trying something a little different, folks. What I have for you today is some rare dialogue that I found by digging through the game file with a mod maker program. In order to see this dialogue, you have to be a female Lavellan, romance Sera, and break up with her after “What Pride Had Wrought” over your differing religious views.

When you speak to her at the Winter Palace in Trespasser, after you visit the Ruins the first time, you can have the following conversation:

Inquisitor: When you start talking about elves, it’s hard to tell if it’s about them or about you.
Sera: Ugh. And when you do that, I don’t know if we’re talking about what we’re talking about, or if we’re talking about Mythal. Again.
Yes, I was a bit shit. No, it wasn’t fun. Yes, we maybe could have compromised. No, it isn’t about elfy stuff now.
Inquisitor: Now you think you could compromise? You drew a hard line at the time.
Sera: Well, now I could slap your arse and say, “That’s very interesting.” But back then, “elfy” hurt too much. Because I was never the right kind.
It would have been bad, anyway. It’s like Giselle, patting heads but moving the Maker higher. Saying one thing but meaning another.
We were grand but kind of broken. So we stopped. And maybe that’s good? To be stupidly true, even if it ends things?
Inquisitor: A shame it ended like it did.
Sera: It really is. We’re alike on that.
So…friends? Because everything seems like it’s ending, and maybe it’s been too long to sit on this much growly?
Inquisitor: I think so too, Sera. Time to let it go.
Sera: If you’ve no plans later, do you think we could survive a drink for every time things were stupid?
Inquisitor: (Chuckles.) Unlikely.
#Sera#SeraInq#dai trespasser#Lavellan#Sera Dragon Age#fully prepared to lose all my followers now that I've posted again bye
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Iron Bull: I'm just saying, Dorian, you carry around this picture of the Qunari in your mind.
Iron Bull: Like you see us as this forbidden, terrible thing, and you're inclined to do the forbidden.
Dorian: I have no idea what you're talking about.
Iron Bull: All I'm saying is, you ever want to explore that, my door's always open.
Dorian: You are impossible. This is...(growls).
Iron Bull: Good. I like that energy. Stoke those fires, big guy.
#so okay:#I went looking for this banter just now#and could not for the life of me find it#so either I posted it and didn't tag it AT ALL#or this very important bit of OTP banter never made it onto the blog#so#I rise from the dead for one post#and it's beautiful#Iron Bull#Dorian Pavus#DorIB
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winterbury asked:

about the party banter that's supposed to trigger when you enter the Eluvian for the last time: it's easy to miss bc it seems to be bugged and randomly not trigger at all (it didn't for me). Saving before u enter and then evtl. reloading should help

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GOOD TIPS

I heard this from a couple other people too, so I’ll just post this for others who have the same problem!

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nickienikita asked:

I was just wondering, when does Dorian (or any of them) say that thing about it having been an honor to fight and he knew you'd break his heart? I finished Trespasser with a romanced Dorian and can't recall him saying that D;

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All the posts I’ve tagged with “Finale” are variations on the conversation that triggers after you walk through the Winter Palace eluvian for the last time, ie, right before you head to the Darvaarad.  It’s one of those conversations that you can easy walk out of on accident, so you may have missed it!  Also the “it’s been an honor” line is optional.  It’s the top dialogue option at that point in the conversation.

#gaytevintermagister
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That’s it!

I’m all through, folks. Huge thanks to everyone who ever sent me a nice message or left a sweet comment in the tags. I don’t know what the future of this blog is (apart from some organizational type things) but hey, I’m open to ideas. For now, I’ve run out of nonsense to post, so I’ll have to stop posting it.

It’s been a pleasure.  ✨❤👋

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Sera: So what's this about your hand getting worse? It isn't, though, right?
Sera: I mean, Leliana isn't always right. She can't be. Please?
Inquisitor: Whatever happens, I wouldn't trade the years we've had together for anything.
Inquisitor: I love you.
Sera: Fucking words. We do, and we fight until...(breathes) I love you, and I get to keep something. You hear?
Inquisitor: We all knew this was probably our last time out together. Let's make it a good one.
Dorian: Enjoy me while you can. I expect you'll all miss me terribly later.
Iron Bull: It's been an honor to kick asses beside you all. Anaan.
#Sera#Iron Bull#Dorian Pavus#dragon age#dragon age inquisition#dai trespasser#dai banter#SeraInq#Finale#the end
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Iron Bull: Red told us what happened with your hand.
Iron Bull: So this is it, huh?
Inquisitor: Whatever happens, I wouldn't trade the years we've had together for anything.
Inquisitor: I love you.
Iron Bull: Love you, too, kadan.
Inquisitor: No matter what happens, it has been my honor to fight beside each of you.
Vivienne: Let us show all who would cross the Inquisition the price of their mistake.
Cassandra: Thank you...all of you.
#Iron Bull#Vivienne#Cassandra Pentaghast#dragon age#dragon age inquisition#dai trespasser#dai banter#IBInq#Finale
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Dorian: Leliana told us about your little pyrotechnic display during your last chat.
Dorian: Why didn't you say something? I could have...I don't know, something!
Inquisitor: Whatever happens, I wouldn't trade the years we've had together for anything.
Inquisitor: I love you.
Dorian: I knew you would break my heart, you bloody bastard.
Inquisitor: No matter what happens, it has been my honor to fight beside each of you.
Thom: One more fight, then. Let's finish this.
Cassandra: Thank you...all of you.
#Dorian Pavus#Blackwall#Cassandra Pentaghast#dragon age#dragon age inquisition#dai trespasser#dai banter#DorInq#Finale
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Cassandra: Leliana told us what happened with your hand.
Cassandra: There must be something we can do.
Inquisitor: Whatever happens, I wouldn't trade the years we've had together for anything.
Inquisitor: I love you.
Cassandra: And I you. Always and forever, my love.
Inquisitor: We all knew this was probably our last time out together. Let's make it a good one.
Vivienne: Let us show all who would cross the Inquisition the price of their mistake.
Varric: All right, Bianca. Let's show all the tall people how it's done, one last time.
#Cassandra Pentaghast#Vivienne#Varric Tethras#dragon age#dragon age inquisition#dai trespasser#dai banter#CasInq#Finale
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Thom: Leliana told us what happened with your hand.
Thom: Don't tell me I'm going to lose you.
Inquisitor: Whatever happens, I wouldn't trade the years we've had together for anything.
Inquisitor: I love you.
Thom: This isn't over...but I love you, too.
Inquisitor: All that matters now is stopping the Qunari. The rest, we worry about later.
Sera: Right. Last time to be legend. (laughs) Try to keep up.
Cole: We helped. All of us. I won't forget.
#Blackwall#Sera#Cole#dragon age#dragon age inquisition#dai trespasser#dai banter#BWInq#Finale
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Thom: You know, when I traveled alone, I'd fight bandits, some drunk chevaliers—nothing out of the ordinary.
Thom: Back with the Inquisition, and a moment later we're battling secret Qunari assassins in a dream-library.
Cassandra: It has certainly been memorable.
Dorian: Any regrets, Rainer?
Thom: I wouldn't have missed this for anything.
Sera: Aww. Back at you, Beardy. We’re the best in the worst place ever.
#Blackwall#dragon age#dragon age inquisition#dai trespasser#dai banter#BWCas#BWDor#BWSera#Library#BWTrs#tune in tomorrow for the grand finale
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Cassandra: Demons, dragons, and even darkspawn. Now Qunari. I wonder if we will ever run out of things to fight.
Thom: Wouldn't mind darkspawn. At least with them, you know where you stand.
Sera: Dragons were the best. Well, until Qunari women were everywhere. All...like they are. (giggles)
Cassandra: You are aware they're trying to kill us. Don't be distracted.
Sera: Just saying, fighting's better with candy.
(or, if the Inquisitor is in a relationship with Sera)
Sera: They're still dying. I've got better at home.
#Cassandra Pentaghast#dragon age#dragon age inquisition#dai trespasser#dai banter#BWCas#CasSera#Library#CasTrs#SeraInq
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Vivienne: Look at all of this! What a pity.
Inquisitor: You mean the library or the books?
Vivienne: Actually, I meant the elves. To build an entire empire on the foundation of magic...
Inquisitor: They couldn't have known that the magic would one day dry up.
Vivienne: The elves trusted completely that the world as it was would never change. This rubble is the legacy of that trust.
Vivienne: Empires fall and regimes change, Inquisitor. Do make sure you're still standing when the dust clears.
(or, if Vivienne and the Inquisitor are not friends) Vivienne: Better to trust in nothing.
#Vivienne#dragon age#dragon age inquisition#dai trespasser#dai banter#Library#VivTrs
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