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keep passing the open windows.

@dahlstrom / dahlstrom.tumblr.com

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anyway, can you believe skam gave us two bare male butts and not one female one.

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Wonderful, all of these fucking family values politicians are going to pretend to care about the LGBT community because the shooter was named Omar. Fuck you. Fuck YOU. You don’t give a fuck about the FIFTY people who died. You don’t give a fuck about the FIFTY-THREE people still in the hospital. You don’t give a fuck about the fact that this is the worst mass shooting in American history and it was a homophobic hate crime. You just want a safe rhetorical cudgel that you can use to bash Muslims, and then when you’re done you’ll go go back to fighting for MSM blood laws and religious-based denial of service, defunding PrEp programs, letting trans and gay panic defenses excuse murderers, installing policemen at public bathrooms, demanding guns as American birthright and equal marriage as morally unsound, go back to fighting conversion therapy bans - go back to killing us. Fuck you. FUCK. YOU.

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I need to talk about the fact that Bucky’s still got his right hand 100% free and could be punching Spider Man into next Tuesday already. But he still stood frozen, looking shocked as all fucks and lemme tell you right now that that was not because someone’s managed to block his metal fist because lbr the metal arm was never unstoppable before, especially when super-enhanced/-equipped people are involved – so basically he doesn’t take that punch cus he’s actually just now able to hear the other guy’s voice and it clicks that this is just a fucking k i d

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fieldbears

This is spot on for me.

If we ever get a Bucky-training-Spidey scene my ass is going to perish, just so everyone’s aware

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bedcorpse

reasons to love harrison ford

1. hates donald trump 2. got his ear pierced at claires because why the FUCK not 3. legit asks people to beat him up in action scenes EVEN NOW AS AN OLD ASS MAN 4. is arguably one of the most iconic star wars characters yet couldnt give less of a shit abt star wars 5. the universe tried to kill him (or at least permanently incapacitate him) twice in 2015 and it only mildly inconvenienced him 6. flies helicopters in search and rescue missions 7. was in his 40s for the majority of the indiana jones series which is fucking insane when you think about all the stunts involved 8. quote “the director yells cut and harrison cracks open a beer and then builds a fucking shed” 9. arguably sexy 10. points angrily and its super effective

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friendly reminder that leia has lost her adoptive parents, entire planet, father, husband, son and been abandoned by her brother and yet has never been tempted by the dark side even once

take notes skywalker boys ya’ll weak as shit

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cobaltzosia

Can you imagine Lito having a cold though??? 

“I cannot breathe Hernando. Hernando I am dying.”

Hernando, Hernando it is too hot in here. It is too hot and the blankets are SUFFOCATING ME HERNANDO.” 

*several hours of loud sniffing*

“Hernando do you still love me although I am disgusting and sick?” 

“Why is this happening to me? I don’t deserve this. Am I not a good person? I do not deserve this.” 

“These tissues are made of sandpaper, Hernando. My nose can take no more.” 

“Hernando. Hernando I am cold why did you take the blankets off me? Hernando hold me.” 

“I want to LIVE, Hernando.” 

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dahlstrom
“…For Darren Criss, the alter-ego character of rock star Tommy Gnosis is the revelation. He grows the character from a really awkward, insecure kid who could barely make eye contact in those first scenes to a young man on the verge of self-discovery in the trailer scene and finally a fully-fledged rock star (with a heart) in “Wicked Little Town Reprise”, and it’s breathtaking.” x
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