keep passing the open windows.

Countdown to Bucky Barnes’ 100th birthday: DBB’s Top 10 Bucky Scenes

Bucky, you’ve known me your entire life.

Steve/Bucky + parallels 

“I can’t help you if you don’t talk to me, James.”

My name is Bucky.

Concept: Some jackass shows Bucky how to make a blog and it becomes really popular. Not because it’s the blog of James Buchanan Barnes, American Legend, War Hero, Infamous Assassin, Alleged Terrorist. Nobody even knows it’s his blog. It gets really popular because people think it’s a really great shitpost generator or something. Because Bucky is just a Weird Fucking Person and everything he posts on his fucking personal blog comes off as somewhere between dril and Jaden Smith and people are like “this is some quality garbage right here” and thus Accidental Memelord Bucky is born.

Bucky posts things like

“What is wrong with bananas. I ate a banana today and it was Wrong. America why”

“Every time I put on my eye makeup it gets bigger. My whole face is eyeliner now.”

“Why does friendship feel so much like punching”

“When I wake up in the middle of the night I am either thinking ‘who am I? does my life have meaning?’ or “did I already eat all of the plums?’”

“Why are you so grumpy” they ask me. they do not realize this is just my Face.”

“I know i said i would give my left arm for a cup of coffee but i am more awake now and i would like my arm back please”

“I guess I must have done something horrible in a past life. I mean. I definitely did something horrible in this life, so. “

HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT THATS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS PICTURING

since when the fuck do they play baseball in los angeles its absurd i tell you

is anyone else afraid of the russian language in general or is it just me

people asking me what i did yesterday and im like pal i don’t even know what ive been doing for the last few decades for all i know i might have killed kennedy

why is the high five not enough for you people why must we also be punching each other in the knuckles and calling it a fist bump

theres too many countries in europe these days everything was simpler when it was just the motherland and capitalist pigs

tbh i’m not sure if i’ve had a haircut since the late 90′s

i’ve had it with these motherfucking spiders i fucking swear they’re so goddamn chatty just shut up and let my punch you child insect

no one told me when the berlin wall fell this is vital knowledge people

the two questions i always find myself asking are who the hell am i and what the hell is that and the only common element is hell which honestly makes sense

i don’t get along well with mass transportation

some days you’re just going along like normal and all of a sudden you’re punching your best friend in the face thinking since when do i have friends

i was chased by a man dressed as a cat today and i can honestly say its not the strangest thing thats ever happened to me

i hate roadtrips with people you’ve tried to kill in the past because i’m not sure if we can be friends or not

why is my pocketphone trying to sell me drugs

every time i think i’m overreacting i think ‘well at least i didn’t purposefully crash an airplane into the ocean’ and then i feel better

“I gotta get me one of those” - The Winter Soldier has shield envy in a deleted scene from Captain America: Civil War

co-pilots: james buchanan “bucky” barnes and steve rogers. 

jaeger name: howling commando.

@viper-seven 

“The camera loves him.” Anthony Russo.