Hey, the original daftpen was broken so I remade

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Jk find me @beefslut900

Hey, the original daftpen was broken so I remade

Find me @daftpen

Reblog and you’re guaranteed to be successful at whatever you do next!

This post!!! Bringing so much luck to you guys! You deserve it!

Alice Goodridge using a sledgehammer to break up the ice at Loch Insh in the Scottish Highlands before her morning swim. Photo by Euan Cherry, February 2019. 

God could you imagine not giving a fuck about anything

She is a selkie

excuse me square enix where’s the option to smooch riku

Please for the love of God turn on the sound

if ur a terf unfollow me and know that i hate you

This is never not funny

rebloggin’ cause that is the actual look on my face when that happens

trying out passwords

I wonder how many gay people are actually transgender & dont know it because people thing being transgender is transitioning when it’s literally just not being cis.

like I had a friend tell me last night “all my life I wanted to be a girl. even to this day, like if someone told me I could transition & look like you or *insert another trans woman idk* I would do it in a heartbeat” and when I was like omg ur transgender he was surprised? like he was like wait just wanting to be a girl makes me transgender even if I dont do anything about it? and like its harder to pinpoint non binary people but if u have a desire be a different gender ur transgender. transitioning is a choice but being transgender is not.

“One of the symptoms of being a girl is wanting to be a girl.” Don’t remember where I heard that but the quote is my life.

The day I realized I was Nonbinary was wild because I simply said, “I used to pray not to get boobs” and my friend went, “girls don’t usually pray to NOT get boobs”

Then I sort of went on a short spiral because how could I have not realized that?!

(thanks for this @postcitywave)

“People are naturally lazy and will never do any kind of work for free.”

Minecraft Players:

this is from actually from 2014! here’s what this year’s version looks like.

hi what the Fuck

‪some of you never got emotionally attached to a tv series only for it be cancelled and it shows‬

“don’t worry, kid, he’ll be back before you even have time to miss him.” - thought this sketch deserved more than just grey matte.

also heres a whole bunch of dbh doodles 

(dont tag as kin/me)

Tips for when you kinshift into Jeffrey Dahmer!

1. Be sure to listen to the music he liked! If you can’t get into it then I’m sure you could find some kind of compromise!

2. Do you have the need to consume flesh but can’t do it because you don’t want to go down the same path you went down during your past life? Well! You could always substitute the human body parts for raw meat! The bloodier they are the better! Have fun and try new things :3

3. Buy a goldfish! You love fish remember?! Keep it around to calm you down when you shift!

4. Do you feel invalid because you kin a actual serial killer? Don’t feel bad, just remember this is you and you can’t control it :3

These are small tips and I hope they help! They help me a lot!

Excuse me, what the Actual Fuck?

If the frosting! Of your cupcake! Is equal to or greater in height than the cupcake itself! you made a bad fucking cupcake

We can’t as a society keep supporting pastries that are just edible plates for five inch piles of sugar glue

I wholeheartedly disagree