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DaemonBites

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There are sass queens and then there is Beren.
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M'tendere dying before they finish their battery feels like another part of that question of 'Is a thing still good if it doesn't function? Is it still worthwhile if it doesn't do anything?' to me. Because what we're left with is, to M'tendere's logic, an involuntarily aborted redemption arc. They say how they feel they must balance out the things they've done wrong in order to be forgiven--that they effectively have to do enough good to even the scales on the harm they've caused. And because of that, their solution to this is on just as grand a scale as the wrongs they've committed--they built weapons that killed vast numbers of people, and now they're looking to create a battery to help a similarly immense amount.

What does it say, then, that they were never able to complete their project? That they had the drive, the desire, the intention to do good, that they strove to the best of their ability to bring this good thing into the world and simply weren't afforded enough time? Would M'tendere view themself as in moral debt still? Do their earlier actions still stand alone to define who they were because they weren't able to make the equivalent positive impact? Or is it enough that they tried? That they kept living and moving forward and trying to be a good person, trying to help others, even if the impact of what they did is either as of yet unknown or not to the scale they'd desired?

Is something only valuable if it's useful? Is a person only good if the positive actions they take bear fruit?

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Translating Languages

Imagine falling to Middle-Earth. Easy? Easy. Now you’re stuck with no translation magic and have to learn everything from scratch.

But like... some words are just... what. You can’t really translate them with no prior language you or your teacher can both understand. (It’ll be extra hard in the First Age when Quenya is pretty much the dominating language)

i.e.

Me: Why do you call him Moringotto?
Random Elf: Because... he is???
Me: Why Nelyafinwë?
Nelyo: Because... I am???
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Finrod: Have you done anything bad recently? Anything wrong?
Celegorm: Wrong?
Finrod: Yes Celegorm, wrong. You remember right and wrong, the difference between the two?
Celegorm:
Finrod: Honestly, Tyelkormo! This is very basic stuff. What is wrong? Give me an example of something that’s wrong.
Celegorm: Give me a second. I, uh-
Finrod: Arson - there’s one... Stealing.
Celegorm: Stealing, yeah
Finrod: Anything else?
Celegorm:
Celegorm: Kinslaying?
Finrod: Well done! Yes!
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Horseman

Omg if u take away the elf in Elladan and Elrohir’s names theyre ManHorse. You heard it here, folks. The twins are fcking centaurs. Help.

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Feanor:*to the twins* you're lucky you're so cute, otherwise I would've sold you to a freak show by now
Amras: What's a freak show?
Caranthir: it's like our family but people pay to see it
Celegorm: They do pay for it
Curufin: With their blood.
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The One Ring

Okay, hear me out. I was rewatching the opening scene of LOTR and I was caught by the making of the One Ring.

And into this Ring he poured his cruelty, his malice, and his will to dominate all life.” And now I can’t get it out of my head.

What if Sauron was trying to get rid of all his corrupted parts only to have it magnified? What if he WANTED to be Mairon again?

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valtsv

character in a fight scene: *restrains their opponent by pinning them against the wall by their wrists*

me:

character in a fight scene: *pins their opponent down by straddling their waist and holding their wrists to the floor*

me:

character in a fight scene: *lifting their disarmed opponent’s chin slightly with the business end of their weapon*

me:

The last one killed me

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I love animals but let’s be real they’re fucking stupid as fuck if an elephant made a symphony it would probably sound like shit

same if you made one

Can a fish climb a tree

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waluigiology

i just figured out the perfect murder

kill someone and bury them in their own garden

that way if the police find them they’ll think it was a suicide

#welp looks like the victim committed suicide and promptly buried themselves in their garden #how considerate of them

The perfect murder

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shinysoroka

My favorite Ragnarok headcanon is that the entire movie is a story Thor is telling the audience. That’s why it opens with a monologue, that’s also the reason of the sudden tone shift into comedy and that’s why despite all the horrible things that happen, it’s so endlessly optimistic. The real events that transpired were probably very similar, just much, much darker. 

This really explains so much, like how characters like Loki and Hulk, and Thor himself, are so different from the other films- because we’re seeing them through Thor’s eyes. The dialogue is different as well, much more casual and shorthand with use of slang in place of the typical Shakespearean lines, because Thor is paraphrasing in his retelling of the events. I like to imagine that Thor’s audience is actually the asgardians on the ark at the end of the film, mostly families and children, so he’s ramping up the goofiness and drama (you are now meeting the grandmaster, please dont cut my hair, get help), using childish humor (the naked hulk), and poking fun at everything (surtur’s big eyebrow). They were all just extremely traumatized, so Thor is taking care of his people in the only way he currently can- taking comedy theatre tips from loki. 

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i think high heeled winter boots are the cruelest trick played on women. here’s some footwear specifically designed for cold weather and rough, slick terrain, but we went ahead and made it less functional so you can look more fuckable. don’t slip baby! that’s it that’s womenswear distilled down to its purest core

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kcloveletter

my thoughts exactly but also about high-heeled hiking boots

high heeled WHAT NOWS

But have you seen the Teva hiking/working stiletto?

We'll let women wear pants and design it so you can't carry anything in your shite for holes we call pockets so we can ogle at your butts everyday.

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