ok

for a safer and cheaper alternative to getting a piercing at claire's, you can always try getting caught and tagged by a team of researchers before being released back into the wild

ive bitten six people so far this year by hiding in the rack of sweaters and lunging when someone reaches out to touch them but the banana republic staff cant put me down cause im an endangered species

you fucking suck at burger

“La soirée” by Vittorio Reggianini (1858-1938).

don’t piss me off. you don’t know who you are messing with.

Southern pudu (Pudu puda). This one is a fawn!

now you know who you are messing with

"I cant draw" then do it bad who gives a fuck.....

Partake in the joy of creation just for the fun of it. Just for a laff.

Me @everyone in the notes

if you start reading books again. you will feel at least a little better. I promise

hello my name is Very tiny flying insect i see you’ve got an uncovered beverage outdoors. Can i fall into it and kill myself please please please please please please please please please please

bilf (book i'd like to finish)

the opposite if mwah is hawm. fucking bite you.

there's just something so funny to me about shitty harvests

Same energy

Yūsha Yoshihiko to Maō no Shiro (勇者ヨシヒコと魔王の城, lit. “The Hero Yoshihiko and the Demon King’s Castle”)

The look of disgust