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Daddy's Tin Soldier

@daddystinsoldier / daddystinsoldier.tumblr.com

I'M BACK , BITCH! Name's Dean Winchester. I'm a Hunter and, if you're lucky, you'll never have to meet me. [Indie Dean Winchester. Mun and Muse both 21+. NSFW and Triggers tagged. Multifandom and OC friendly.] Also, Come find me over here. on my Jesse Pinkman from Breaking Bad RP blog ((Just sayin', I would kill for a Walter White to ship with. I will pay you money, like, Goddamn.)) and here on my personal blog.
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//No need to apologize! IRL gets busy. I understand. Rhee misses her bestie from Hogwarts, too. If you ever want to pick up that thread or make another, let me know =)

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Heh, ‘m sorry anyway. Dean feels bad fer abandonin’ th’ one who was definitely his bestie!!! He still loves his bestie!!!!A new thread would actually be great! Dean misses his bestie!

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onlyrpmemes

Adorable Starters

  • “Guess what I got you!”
  • “That looks cute on you.”
  • “Sorry I worked late today. Want to do something?”
  • “I just want to run my fingers through your hair.”
  • “I’m exhausted. Want to just cuddle?”
  • “Calm down. It’s okay. No one was hurt.”
  • “It’s a beautiful day. Want to have a picnic?”
  • “Want to marathon something on Netflix?”
  • “Care to dance?”
  • “That was a nice surprise. What’s the occasion?”
  • “You are so adorable!”
  • “There’s a festival this weekend. Want to check it out?”
  • “Does this look silly?”
  • “Plenty of room under the blankets…”
  • “Let me help you with that.”
  • “Can we just stay in today?”
  • “I cleared my schedule to spend all day with you.”
  • “How did you like the flowers?”
  • “I feel like going to the beach.”
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Dean groaned, not yet conscious, one arm swiping out in attack at some imagined enemy, fitful and restless as his sleep so often was.

“Fuck off, y’ piece ‘f shit!” He snarled and bared his teeth, eyes still closed but vicious nonetheless. Anyone trying to wake him would doubtless have trouble getting out of the situation unscathed.

There was a moan of distress and his brow knitted, lips twisting into something distinctly distressed, breaths hitching in- fear?!

His legs twisted in the cheap motel sheets and any audience was likely to feel at least the faintest stirrings of pity.

No, this man was sturdy- all muscle and sinew, growling like an animal, hands curled into claws in the best way a human body could manage. He twisted and clawed at the dirty mattress. 

This was Dean Winchester and he, even in sleep, could manage an impressive attempt at complete invulnerability.

But perhaps someone might see through that.

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avari20

Broke af?

But still interested in feeding yourself? What if I told you that there’s a woman with a blog who had to feed both herself and her young son…on 10 British pounds ($15/14 Euro) per week?

Let me tell you a thing.

This woman saved my life last year. Actually saved my life. I had a piggy bank full of change and that’s it. Many people in my fandom might remember that dark time as when I had to hock my writing skills in exchange for donations. I cried a lot then. 

This is real talk, people: I marked down exactly what I needed to buy, totaled it, counted out that exact change, and then went to three different stores to buy what I needed so I didn’t have to dump a load of change on just one person. I was already embarrassed, but to feel people staring? Utter shame suffused me. The reasons behind that are another post all together. 

AgirlcalledJack.com is run by a British woman who was on benefits for years. Things got desperate. She had to find a way to feed herself and her son using just the basics that could be found at the supermarket. But the recipes she came up with are amazing. 

You have to consider the differing costs of things between countries, but if you just have three ingredients in your cupboard, this woman will tell you what to do with it. Check what you already have. Chances are you have the basics of a filling meal already. 

Bake your own bread. It’s easier than you think. Here’s a list of many recipes, each using some variation of just plain flour, yeast, some oil, maybe water or lemon juice. And kneading bread is therapeutic. 

Make your own pasta–gluten free. 

She gets it. She really does. This is the article that started it all. It’s called “Hunger Hurts”.

She has a book, but many recipes can be found on her blog for free. She prices her recipes down to the cent, and every year she participates in a project called “Living Below the Line” where she has to live on 1 BP per day of food for five days. 

Things improved for me a little, but her website is my go to. I learned how to bake bread (using my crockpot, but that was my own twist), and I have a little cart full of things that saved me back then, just in case I need them again. She gives you the tools to feed yourself, for very little money, and that’s a fabulous feeling. 

Tip: Whenever you have a little extra money, buy a 10 dollar/pound/euro giftcard from your discount grocer. Stash it. That’s your super emergency money. Make sure they don’t charge by the month for lack of use, though.

I don’t care if it sounds like an advertisement–you won’t be buying anything from the site. What I DO care about is your mental, emotional, and physical health–and dammit, food’s right in the center of that. 

If you don’t need this now, pass it on to someone who does. Pass it on anyway, because do you REALLY know which of the people in your life is in need? Which follower might be staring at their own piggy bank? Trust me: someone out there needs to see this. 

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riphaerry

how about them single parent!au's??

  • im on the bus and my 2-year-old won’t stop crying, except you just smiled at them and they did
  • i asked you to babysit one time and now my child keeps asking when you will spend time with them again
  • you asked me to the store with you and your child, and now my distant relative we met thinks im married with a baby 
  • we are friends and my child’s first word was your name and im jealous but also kind of endeared
  • you’ve been sleeping at mine because your house is being renovated and we aren’t even dating, yet every time you wake up to the baby crying and sigh, “i’ll go” i feel like we might as well be married
  • we’ve been on a few dates and my child just asked us when we are getting married
  • our children are in the same class and we both hate their teacher, eventually the parents’ evenings are just us competing who can call out snarkier comments
  • we are the only two parents who agreed to attend the school trip (bonus: “so i guess we share this hotel room?”)
  • our children are best friends….yeah
  • “i’m so sorry that my child pointed out how your shirt- actually nevermind i agree, that shirt is horrendous”
  • you crouched down to coo at my baby but i forgot to tell you their favorite thing to do is to play with people’s hair and now they won’t let go of you
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Sudden  Conversation In Public Sentence Starters

“Did that asshole just cut in line up there? Jeez.” “So is it always this busy, or did I just pick a great day to come in?” “–Sorry! I didn’t mean to touch your butt.” “I like your dress/shirt/hat/etc.!” “Would it be okay if I change the channel? I wanna watch the game.” “Excuse me, did the 12:15 bus come by already?” “Could I sit here? All the other tables are full.” “Are you done with that power outlet?” “Excuse me. I think I’m lost. Could you tell me how to get to Main Street/other location?” “Do you happen to have any spare change? I need it for the bus.” “Could I borrow your cell phone? Mine just died and I need to make an urgent call.” “Tough luck, buddy.” “Sorry, I know this is awkward, but…this stall doesn’t have any toilet paper…” “Hey, are you all right? You look upset.”

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[[I keep coming back here wanting to rp, but then my dash shoves everything I’ve ever hated directly into my face.

Plus, I have no idea what happened beyond the first few episodes of s8 and that kinda seems like it’d make it hard to rp with a lot of people...

It’s been two entire seasons since I’ve watched Supernatural.... and I have no idea what happened to Doctor Who after I left, but that might be a good thing.]]

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[[Fuck’s sake. I keep coming back here and wanting to rp, but I can’t think of anything to do. :I Maybe a starter would help. Anyone?

[[I REALLY, REALLY, REALLY wanna get back into this shit, but I feel like my brain has been wiped clean of any ability to do anything with Dean. Shit sucks. I hate to ask for any starters because, depending on, y’know, all the variables that make a mun and muse compatible with another mun and muse, I might not end up answering it if I feel we aren’t gellin’ and then I’ve wasted someone else’s valuable time and effort that they spent/exerted for my sake…

/flops facedown on the floor

I’m just. I dunno. Maybe you (general you, not anyone in particular) could go through my meme tag or the RP Wishlist tag and, fuck. Why is this so hARD?? I KNOW I’VE BEEN GONE FOR, LIKE, A YEAR, BUT STILL. HOW HARD CAN THIS FUCKING BE????]]

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[[Fuck’s sake. I keep coming back here and wanting to rp, but I can’t think of anything to do. :I Maybe a starter would help. Anyone?

[[I REALLY, REALLY, REALLY wanna get back into this shit, but I feel like my brain has been wiped clean of any ability to do anything with Dean. Shit sucks. I hate to ask for any starters because, depending on, y’know, all the variables that make a mun and muse compatible with another mun and muse, I might not end up answering it if I feel we aren’t gellin’ and then I’ve wasted someone else’s valuable time and effort that they spent/exerted for my sake…

/flops facedown on the floor

I’m just. I dunno. Maybe you (general you, not anyone in particular) could go through my meme tag or the RP Wishlist tag and, fuck. Why is this so hARD?? I KNOW I’VE BEEN GONE FOR, LIKE, A YEAR, BUT STILL. HOW HARD CAN THIS FUCKING BE????]]

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[[Fuck’s sake. I keep coming back here and wanting to rp, but I can’t think of anything to do. :I Maybe a starter would help. Anyone?

[[I REALLY, REALLY, REALLY wanna get back into this shit, but I feel like my brain has been wiped clean of any ability to do anything with Dean. Shit sucks. I hate to ask for any starters because, depending on, y’know, all the variables that make a mun and muse compatible with another mun and muse, I might not end up answering it if I feel we aren’t gellin’ and then I’ve wasted someone else’s valuable time and effort that they spent/exerted for my sake…

/flops facedown on the floor

I’m just. I dunno. Maybe you (general you, not anyone in particular) could go through my meme tag or the RP Wishlist tag and, fuck. Why is this so hARD?? I KNOW I’VE BEEN GONE FOR, LIKE, A YEAR, BUT STILL. HOW HARD CAN THIS FUCKING BE????]]

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[[Fuck’s sake. I keep coming back here and wanting to rp, but I can’t think of anything to do. :I Maybe a starter would help. Anyone?

[[I REALLY, REALLY, REALLY wanna get back into this shit, but I feel like my brain has been wiped clean of any ability to do anything with Dean. Shit sucks. I hate to ask for any starters because, depending on, y’know, all the variables that make a mun and muse compatible with another mun and muse, I might not end up answering it if I feel we aren’t gellin’ and then I’ve wasted someone else’s valuable time and effort that they spent/exerted for my sake…

/flops facedown on the floor

I’m just. I dunno. Maybe you (general you, not anyone in particular) could go through my meme tag or the RP Wishlist tag and, fuck. Why is this so hARD?? I KNOW I’VE BEEN GONE FOR, LIKE, A YEAR, BUT STILL. HOW HARD CAN THIS FUCKING BE????]]

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[[Fuck’s sake. I keep coming back here and wanting to rp, but I can’t think of anything to do. :I Maybe a starter would help. Anyone?

[[I REALLY, REALLY, REALLY wanna get back into this shit, but I feel like my brain has been wiped clean of any ability to do anything with Dean. Shit sucks. I hate to ask for any starters because, depending on, y’know, all the variables that make a mun and muse compatible with another mun and muse, I might not end up answering it if I feel we aren’t gellin’ and then I’ve wasted someone else’s valuable time and effort that they spent/exerted for my sake…

/flops facedown on the floor

I’m just. I dunno. Maybe you (general you, not anyone in particular) could go through my meme tag or the RP Wishlist tag and, fuck. Why is this so hARD?? I KNOW I’VE BEEN GONE FOR, LIKE, A YEAR, BUT STILL. HOW HARD CAN THIS FUCKING BE????]]

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reblogged

[[Fuck’s sake. I keep coming back here and wanting to rp, but I can’t think of anything to do. :I Maybe a starter would help. Anyone?

[[I REALLY, REALLY, REALLY wanna get back into this shit, but I feel like my brain has been wiped clean of any ability to do anything with Dean. Shit sucks. I hate to ask for any starters because, depending on, y’know, all the variables that make a mun and muse compatible with another mun and muse, I might not end up answering it if I feel we aren’t gellin’ and then I’ve wasted someone else’s valuable time and effort that they spent/exerted for my sake…

/flops facedown on the floor

I’m just. I dunno. Maybe you (general you, not anyone in particular) could go through my meme tag or the RP Wishlist tag and, fuck. Why is this so hARD?? I KNOW I’VE BEEN GONE FOR, LIKE, A YEAR, BUT STILL. HOW HARD CAN THIS FUCKING BE????]]

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reblogged

[[Fuck’s sake. I keep coming back here and wanting to rp, but I can’t think of anything to do. :I Maybe a starter would help. Anyone?

[[I REALLY, REALLY, REALLY wanna get back into this shit, but I feel like my brain has been wiped clean of any ability to do anything with Dean. Shit sucks. I hate to ask for any starters because, depending on, y’know, all the variables that make a mun and muse compatible with another mun and muse, I might not end up answering it if I feel we aren’t gellin’ and then I’ve wasted someone else’s valuable time and effort that they spent/exerted for my sake...

/flops facedown on the floor

I’m just. I dunno. Maybe you (general you, not anyone in particular) could go through my meme tag or the RP Wishlist tag and, fuck. Why is this so hARD?? I KNOW I’VE BEEN GONE FOR, LIKE, A YEAR, BUT STILL. HOW HARD CAN THIS FUCKING BE????]]

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reblogged

[[Fuck’s sake. I keep coming back here and wanting to rp, but I can’t think of anything to do. :I Maybe a starter would help. Anyone?

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reblogged

[[Fuck’s sake. I keep coming back here and wanting to rp, but I can’t think of anything to do. :I Maybe a starter would help. Anyone?

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[[Fuck’s sake. I keep coming back here and wanting to rp, but I can’t think of anything to do. :I Maybe a starter would help. Anyone?

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