Eamon trying to explain how bloodlines and inheritance works for surfacers and Brosca straight up just not getting it (5 hours) (ASMR)
Eamon, very slowly as he is clearly at the end of his rope: Anora is not a descendent of the Calenhad line
Brosca: how severe are her debts that she is not granted full access to the privileges of her House?
Eamon: she doesn't have debts
Brosca: then why is she not considered a Theirin in good standing?
Eamon: she is a Theirin but she is a Theirin by marriage. She is not, as you put it, "a descendent of King Calenhad"
Brosca: but Calenhad was the founder of House Theirin and Anora has belonged to House Theirin ever since she married Cailan. Calenhad was the founder of her House and that makes her part of the line of Kings.
Eamon; are you fucking with me right now?
Brosca: are you?
Brosca: Anora's children would be heirs though, right?
Eamon: no, no they wouldn't
Brosca: but children inherit their mother's caste & clan wouldn't -
Eamon: *frustrated* no. And it's a moot point anyways because the woman is barren.
Brosca: why would it matter how her children come to her?
Eamon:
Brosca;
Eamon: are you saying, Brosca are you telling me that as far as your people are concerned, a woman's adopted children, that she adopts after her husband's death, would be considered members of her husband's family line?
Brosca: yes????
Zevran Morrigan and Leliana observing from the sidelines: 🙂🍿🙂🥤😗🍿
Brosca: *sarcastically* so Alistair, who was never publicly acknowledged by his father, and had a servant caste mother, has more rights to the name of Theirin than a woman who has been married to Maric's acknowledged son for all of her adult life?
Eamon: *sigh* yes.
Brosca: what the slag kind of lemonade stand are we running up here?