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MAD! INSANE! A LOONEY OONEY! AHH!

@d0rky-0utfits

I like cartoons and I have the maturity levels of a 13yo. he/they old enough to fuck your mom 🤓☝️ [LITERALLY HERBERT WEST] 🔥[#1 RIP VAN WINKLE FAN]🔥 o7[#1 RIP VAN WINKLE DEFENDER]o7 🧑‍⚖️[#1 RIP VAN WINKLE APOLOGIST]🧑‍⚖️ 💯[#1 RIP VAN WINKLE KINNIE]💯 💚 [INTEGRA HELLSING'S HUSBAND]💚
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twocubes

"Ok, ma'am that'll be $226.03."

I take my wallet out of my pocket and unfold it. It is empty other than a single moth that lazily flies out. The moth lands on the tap point of the card reader. There's a beat, and my payment is processed. The moth flies back into my wallet and I put it back in my pocket.

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fetusclick3r

What if instead of creepypasta it was freaky pasta and jeff the killer was jeff the freaker

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ace-of-bajor

So…John kept Lawrence captive after his trap. Hoffman kept Matthews captive after his trap. Amanda could’ve kept Adam captive after his trap. This would honestly be the trifecta for me. Seeing the different ways each tortures and brainwashes (to varying degrees of success) their charge. I’m obsessed.

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