just had a flashing thought that, if angelina jolie sees maleficent to be in love with diaval, then probably that time sam riley said she hadn't noticed diaval for two movies and she answered that maleficent "is just playing hard to get" she was being legit too
yeah it's a romcom
never forget that maleficent gave diaval the horse horns for no reason
anyway here's maleficent glancing in diaval's direction like "oh nice so even he is weirded out i guess it's truly fucked then"
something something she smiles at diaval the way she used to smile as a child
imagine the last thing you said to the woman you love is 'i'll explain later' and in less than an hour she flies away and disappears into the night and is presumed dead
just remembered we're getting movies where sam riley dances and angelina jolie sings
rip diaval you would've loved brian molko
how do we get holly black to write another maleficent book
actually what was the point of conall dying. narratively.
thinking about the fact that in the book canon during the battle stefan and diaval fall from pretty much the same height but stefan falls as he's fighting maleficent and diaval falls to catch and save aurora
russian/caucasian maleficent mistress of evil au where they make diaval the tamada at aurora's wedding
okay, i'm asking for your headcanons: how do you think the faeries (other than maleficent; say, the pixies, the water faeries, dew faeries, all other creatures from the movies and the books) are born? do they reproduce the way dark fae or humans would, or is it some more magical energy thing, or are they just born out of nature they are in?
one of these days i'll make a post with no target audience but myself about all the many instances where the russian translation of maleficent media sucks ass and the few instances where it maybe kinda ate a little
this is actually my favourite moment from the novelization
phillip is about to kiss aurora and diaval is gazing at maleficent?? phillip is about to kiss aurora and maleficent is thinking she'll suffer the future of diaval being right and smug about it if true love is what saves her? they're crazyyy they're obsessed with each other
