james is always one motto away

WHAT??

The more you know!

Salted Cream Batch!!

I'm planning on making all 70 possible varients of Alcremie for funsies (and because self control? where?), so here we go!!!

I'm...

RIP.

Maaaaybe just a wafer thin nibble? Or is that still too much?

Because Phantump is my baby I absolutely adore, I'm making fan regional varients of him; so here's my Alolan varient! I based it off the Royal Poinciana Tree (or Delonix Regia), a small tree in Hawaii that bears red/orange, scarlet flowers, and has also been called "the flame of the forest" or "flame tree", which is why I made it Ghost/_Fire_ type!

Transparent + bonus shiny (The Royal Poinciana Tree can rarely be seen with YELLOW flowers, so I went with that)

the official pokemon twitter posted this and it’s beautiful (x)

PIKACHU’S LITTLE SQUEAL

Parallels

i was playing pokemon blue on stream earlier at 350% speed and i got to thinking

what if the reason nobody in the pokemon world has any good teams is because its considered a dick move to have a proper team comp

like culturally everyone is like “haha pick the pokemon you want! if you’re happy with three geodudes, thats you and your life!” and then you’re supposed to just have a friendly battle with any other pokemon trainers and whatever pokemon they just happen to have

like the average trainer is probably just walking around with a growlithe because that’s their pet, or a hiker has three geodudes because the geodudes help him with hiking. and if this pet owner and geodude hiker meet, you’re supposed to have a friendly battle but nothing too serious

now imagine the 10 year old kid that has six pokeballs on their belt comes up. you’re like “haha, we’ll have a friendly battle!” and you throw out your geodude 

and they throw out a fucking gyarados, and it one-shots your geodude 

and then you throw out your pidgey you have because the pidgey helps you navigate mountains because you’re a hiker

and then electricity crackles around the gyarados and a thunderbolt flies off of this giant dragon and evaporates your pidgey 

so you’re down to your last pokemon. you tell them you’re gonna send out your bulbasaur. the ten year old is like “oh okay in that case i’m gonna pull out my vulpix.” like not only is this kid walking around with an amped-up super dragon, but theyve also got multiple pokemon specifically for making type advantage counter-picks?

this kid’s a fucking asshole! really, kid? what are you trying to prove here? this is a friendly match between strangers for fun! why are you composing real-ass competitive teams? what a fucker! 

i mean if you look at how npc’s talk about their pokemon, they’re service animals mostly. some of them are just pets. apparently they really enjoy sparring, so you let them battle other people’s pokemon for socialization, it’s like going to the dog park.

hell yes i’d be mad if i took my chronic pain support chow-chow to the dog park and some asshole with four rottweilers and a husky was like SIC EM THUNDERNUTS even if my dog enjoyed the tussle at first.

look, kid, the paras helps me weed the garden. it’s not a special forces attack paras. it’s just a bug that eats dandelions. please calm down.

This is precisely why Cooltrainers are exiled to the mountains

always wanted to draw amphy, so here it is. 

quagsire you’re 4x weak to that attack you have no right to look so pleased

stop kinkshaming quagsire

so they released a few videos on how pokemon follow behind you in Pokemon Let’s Go and its like:

Venusaur jumping like a frog!! good stuff i can support this

Electrode just slowly rolls behind you, can’t ask for much from this round friend!

…then it cuts to Caterpie and just

IT CANT EVEN KEEP UP. I’M DEAD SOMEONE PLEASE HELP THIS WORM

PICK IT UP OR SOMETHING AM I GOING TO HAVE TO SPEND THE WHOLE GAME CONSTANTLY SLOWING DOWN SO I DON’T HAVE TO DEAL WITH THE GUILT OF LEAVING MY DEFENSELESS WORM BEHIND ME???

ᵗᶦʳᵃᵐᶦˢᵘ ᶰᵃᵖ ᵗᶦᵐᵉ

@cyggiestardust

eXCUSE ME????? WHO TAUGHT U THIS IM FUCKING CRYING

So I had an idea, shinies are like the albinos of the Pokemon world right? so what if when a pokemon has Vitiligo, the discolored portions are shiny? I thought that would be a cute idea

(x) My “If it fit I sit” cat pokemon series. 

Oh my god