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Cyggie Stardust and the Spyders from Märs

@cyggiestardust / cyggiestardust.tumblr.com

Genderqueer, genderfluid [ze/zir/zir/zirs/zirself. THESE ARE NOT OPTIONAL.] INFP. ♈. Witch. Writer. Gamer. Amateur gourmand. Some level of photography... thing. Former burger slinger. Disabled Fandoms include Bayonetta, LOZ, Forever, Castle, SPN, Sherlock, Elementary, Final Fantasy, and a lot more that I probably forgot or got cut off when I typed this on mobile ☜☆☞ We often use the Royal We. If it bothers you, don't worry about it.
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alton brown: listen. it's CALLED "cutthroat kitchen." what were you expecting?
contestant, slowly backing away: uh, i uh, thought that was a figure of speech
alton brown: *brandishes knife*
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White people: The Second Amendment gives us the right to carry assault rifles in Wal Mart.
White people: Because we need our guns to overthrow the government, as is our Constitutionally guaranteed right.
White people: When the tyrannical government is coming for our rights, what else are we supposed to do but make it clear to them that they can take our rights from our cold dead hands?
Black people: Cool. In that case, we're going to protest against the systemic racism that continues to infect this country.
White people: What? No, you should just obey the police.
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