Oh my goodness 😍🥰 this was so tender and sweet. Taking a nap and snuggling up with Simu sounds so incredibly wonderful ❤️❤️

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All Hands [and Knees] on Deck

Pairing: !sugar daddy Simu Liu x f. reader

Genre: smut (lemon)

Warnings: pwp, daddy kink, sorta public sex (?), smoking, Simu's robe makes a comeback, Simu's chain, oral sex (m & f receiving), sorta asphyxiation kink, hair pulling, cum eating, tit worship, camera sex, doggystyle, lots of dirty talking, praise kink, degradation kink, spanking, slight choking, creampie, implied round 2

Summary: You and Simu celebrate his birthday on a yacht in Ibiza.

Word Count: 2.9k

Beta Read: N/A

Notes: Since Simu's bday is today and he had the time of his life (without me), I thought I would indulge in some Honey Baby goodness. Don’t ask me how many times I watched that scene from 365 Days for research 💀 The more I write for this AU, the more meta it becomes. The warnings progressively get worse too 🤣 Remember to reblog and comment if you enjoyed what you read 😊

Once again, Jordan, thank you so much for quenching our Simu thirst with this amazing piece of cliterature. 👌🏻😮‍💨 I really love how even though it’s HIS birthday, he’s still the one spoiling her with ✨gifts✨ … now that is a true Daddy. 😏😍 A+ work as always, bestie! ❤️❤️❤️

Coffee and Confessions

Pairing: !Professor Xu Shangqi x !college f. reader

Genre: Fluff (lime)

Warnings: professor x student/TA relationship, elements of slow burn, mutual pining, sfw teasing, reader plays footsies with Shangqi, making out, confessions, suggestiveness, preludes to smut  

Summary: You start off your winter break with your favorite professor.

Word Count: 2.9k

Beta Read: @cyborg-cinderella - thank you bestie Ilysm 😘

Notes: This fic is my submission for @tonystarksfavoritedaughter‘s 1 year writing challenge. I chose the quote: “Your lips taste like strawberries.” Congrats Hailey on the milestone! I’m so proud of you 💕 sorry for posting it past the deadline, but I hope you love it 🥺 Although no 18+ warnings are present, my blog is still 18+ so PLEASE DO NOT INTERACT IF YOU ARE NOT 18+! Otherwise you will be blocked! Remember to reblog and comment if you enjoyed what you read 😊

Awww 🥰 this is so wonderful, Jordan. The teasing and subtle flirting? Perfect. The spicy thoughts and the slow burn romance? *Chefs Kiss* 😘 I love everything about this AU and it was an honor to help you out by beta reading this fic. ❤️ Can’t wait to read more about our beloved professor Shangqi again in the future. 😍

Oh my gawd 🥵🥴 Jordan, this was AMAZING. Like, daaaaamn gurl 👌🏻😮‍💨 I’ve had a rough week so far, but reading this has definitely made my day. Thank you for always providing us with the Simu goodies! ❤️❤️❤️

The Last 'First Day'

Pairing: professor!Xu Shangqi x college f!reader

Genre: Fluff

Warnings: none for once 💀

Summary: Your last first day of undergrad was off to a bad start, but things turn for better when class is in session.

Word Count: 1k

Notes: I wrote this a while back when I couldn’t sleep but I was an idiot and wrote it under a gifset post so only one person saw it kfjklaegjlkajl Note to self: never do that again! So this is me saying “let’s try that again but better” 💀 And I wanted to "redo" this before I share my current Teach Me Tonight WIP. Although no warnings are present, my blog is still 18+ so PLEASE DO NOT INTERACT IF YOU ARE NOT 18+! Otherwise, you will be blocked! Remember to reblog and comment if you enjoyed what you read 😊

Awww, I LOVE this AU so much. 😍 Rereading this fluffy piece was again was awesome. ❤️ Great job as always, Jordan! I can’t wait to read your next WIP with our beloved Professor Shangqi! 🥰

Jordan's 23rd Birthday Sleepover

My actual bday isn't until the 4th but imma just milk out the celebration as much as I can skskskdfghaa 🤣 this sleepover has nothing to do with Michael Jordan or basketball (I mean other than my name is Jordan and I am turning 23 lmfao)

Even tho Tumblr is a weird and oftentimes crappy place, I have met some pretty cool ass people on here and I wouldn't want it any other way :') Y'all make this place less dark and I wanna celebrate this special day with my besties!! Here's to another year of friendship, love, and unhinged hoe vibes 🤪🥂 let's pretend that I'm not recycling some stuff from my last sleepover 💀

Party Itinerary:

Thank you for the gift 🥰:

🍨 - Let's get personal. Ask me whatever you want.

🎂 - Let's play an ask game (cym, fmk, wyr, etc). Feel free to spice it up to your liking ;)

🍾 - Send me a hottie not on list and I'll rate them based on the scale below.

🥳 - Send me smutty, fluffy, and/or crack concepts that you think would fit in any of my AUs (Honey Baby, Teach Me Tonight, Rolling Dice and Rocking Hips)

🎉 - *Send a prompt from this list + hottie and I'll write a quick fic. Feel free to add AUs/tropes/etc.

🎈 - *Send me a movie + hottie and I will write a quick fic based on the movie

🎁 - *Send a pic of one of my hotties and I will write a quick fic based on the pic.

🕯️ - *Send me a song or song lyrics + hottie and I will write a quick fic based on the song/lyrics

*Please note that the asks involving quick fics will take some time, so be patient as I write them! Remember that I reserve the right to deny any requests that 1. involve anything I previously stated I do not write for 2. I generally do not feel comfortable writing

You know who will be at the party 😏:

Real life hotties -

Simu Liu, Tom Hiddleston, Tom Holland, Austin Butler, Barry Keoghan, Andrew Garfield, Harry Styles, Oscar Isaac, Michael B. Jordan, Benedict Cumberbatch, Hayden Christensen

Fictional hotties -

Marvel: Loki Laufeyson, Xu Shang-Chi/Shangqi, Peter Parker (any variant), Xu Wenwu, Erik Kilmonger, Scott Lang, Thor, Druig, Eros/Starfox, Sam Wilson, Pietro Maximoff (Age of Ultron), Joaquin Torres, Bucky Barnes, Marc Spector/Steven Grant, Stephen Strange

Star Wars: Din Djarin, Anakin Skywalker, Obi Wan Kenobi, Poe Dameron

Other: Kim Jung (Kim’s Convenience), any Sim Liu’s SNL characters (don't be shy, I know we all simped), Adam (Only Lovers Left Alive), Johnathan Pine (The Night Manager), Robert Laing (High Rise), James Conrad (Kong: Skull Island), Nathan Drake (Uncharted), Arvin Russel (The Devil All The Time), Ransom Drysdale (Knives Out), Jefferson/Mad Hatter (Once Upon a Time)

dividers by @firefly-graphics

Sending out some invites 💌

Yay!!! 🥳 Happy (early) birthday, hun! 💖

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Just when you think the thirst is under control, Donatella posts that picture and you write this amazing part two of “Versace on the Floor”. 🥵😮‍💨 I haven’t even fully recovered from part one yet, haha. LOVED this so much, especially the part when he actually answered the phone while they’re doing it. 😂🤣 Amazing job as always, Jordan. You (and especially Simu) have really spoiled us this week. ❤️❤️❤️

Versace on the Floor

Pairing: sugar daddy!Simu Liu x f!reader

Genre: smut

Warnings: PWP, daddy kink, semi public sex, dumbification, wall sex, creampie, oral sex (f receiving), spanking, gagging, slapping, pain kink, scratching, dirty talk, tit worship, (almost) mirror sex, overstimulation, fuck ton of teasing, Simu calls reader S word (again), Simu at the Oscars (that shit is a whole warning fr), Simu speaking French, reader almost getting caught in 4k, Benedict Cumberbatch being a true G

Summary: Simu takes you as his plus one to his first Oscars and there’s more to celebrate than him presenting an award.

Word Count: 2.6k

Beta Read: s/o thot squad x3000

Notes: I’ll save the chit chat til y’all read this 2.6k of straight up porn o.O Remember to reblog and comment if you enjoyed what you read 😊

photos: @/simuliu - IG | banners: @maysdigitalarts | dividers: @firefly-in-darkness

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OMG Jordan, you’ve truly outdone yourself with this one. I LOVE it so much!! 😍🥵 It’s exactly what we all needed to read after seeing our man in red last night. Honestly, my only complaint is that it’s not even longer, haha. 2.6k of Simu smut is apparently not enough for me, so I will have to reread this one many times. 😉😘

I'm blown away by the amount of love and support I have received on this site. I would've never thought I'd make so many friends and write so many fics over the past year. I couldn't have done any of it without y'all so thank you from the bottom of my heart 🥰 with all that said and done, let's begin the celebration!!!

Details:

Asks to send me

🕊 - Heaven sent you to me

🤍 - Heaven is a place on earth

🍀 - She’s so lucky, she’s a star

🌿 - Just like heaven

☁️ - Head in the clouds

💐 - I hope he buy you flowers

💫 - A dream is a wish your heart makes

✨ - At last I see the light

😇 - Locked out of heaven

🐚 - The magic conch

My Fave Hotties

All good boys go to heaven (real life hotties) -

But bad boys bring heaven to you (fictional hotties) -

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Fuck it, here’s a Teach Me Tonight drabble bc this gifset making me feel warm and fuzzy inside. For once, it’s purely wholesome shiz istg.

Teach Me Tonight tagz: @cyborg-cinderella @stranworth @rosie-posie08 @rainygooseberry

Thank you, Jordan, for always providing us with the goods. 👌🏻😏😮‍💨

Simu Liu + glasses

@tom-whore-dleston some more inspiration for your professor!Shangqi fics 😉♥️

One movie with TWO Simu Liu characters?? 🥵😮‍💨 OMG YESSS ❤️❤️ we really do deserve this!

According to the movie’s plot — it sounds like his first character dies in an accident and is then replaced with a clone version? Nothing has been officially confirmed by Simu (yet) but that’s what it sounds like.

Either way, I’m SO excited to watch this (and all of his other upcoming films), especially because I love sci-fi stories. I can’t believe we’re actually gonna be blessed like this. It’s gonna inspire so many great fics! 😍🥰

Also, here’s another pic of his fake tattoos:

I never really hated the new look (at this point it’s just embarrassing how whipped I am for him 😂🤣) , but I was definitely questioning why he did it. Now I’m super excited and pumped for this movie. Blonde+Tattooed Simu has turned to be a really pleasant surprise. 😏☺️

It’s funny bc both pics are literally the same person but still look totally different 😂😂

Why do they gotta kill our boy tho 😭😭 big sad 😔😔 but we’ll see how the story is delivered 🧐

I think his ig live was what sealed the deal for me regarding his blonde hair. Idk something about the way he was playing with it while flexing his bicep…Sorry what was the question again 😳

Fun fact: I actually have a wrist tattoo in the same place he has his. I’ve been wanting to cover it up tho bc I got it when I was still Catholic and I’m no longer religious at all😅 soooo looks like I found me a cover up tattoo 😂🤪

They really do look so different! 😂 The first picture is the man you want to marry and the second picture is his rebellious twin brother who you secretly want to fu** 🥵

It does sound very sad in the beginning 😢 but apparently they’re somehow unintentionally able to transfer the first character’s memories + feelings for his wife into the clone’s mind?? And that’s why the clone character has to go on the run because the “government” thinks he’s a threat to humanity. 😯 The clone character is also in love with the human character’s wife and tries to win her affections, so technically it’s like they’re still the same person … but not quite?? 🤔 Either way, we’re definitely gonna be swooning like crazy. 😛

I only got to watch the last 10 minutes of his most recent IG live, but yeah … the man was lookin’ fine and he knows it. 🥵😮‍💨 I think he said that people were commenting about how it looks better the more that they look at it?? Lol. The blonde hair has really grown on me, but I think the tattoos are what sealed the deal for me. I’m ready to fall in love with this new Simu character. 🥰

Ohh, nice! 😄 I really want to get a wrist tattoo as well. Just something simple, like a short quote but I don’t know when I’m gonna do it. I have to do some more research about prices first and I gotta make sure I pick a good/safe place to do it, lol.