I am a princess. All girls are.

You’ve gained and lost a lot of weight for roles. Do ladies tend to prefer you leaner or heavier? It’s funny—I read that women look to chiseled-faced guys for one-night stands, and to round-faced guys for marriage. When I’m rounder in the face, I like to say, “This is my long-term look.” Or “This is my wife-and-kids look right here.”  What’s something you love in a woman? Brains. That’s why we’ve got Olivia Wilde in this world. [Sex appeal] is nothing physical whatsoever. It’s the mind and where that goes, the sense of humor. Everything else is just…whatever.  If you’re interested in a woman, how likely are you to ask her out? I always joke that it’s hard to travel on subways. You see a woman, and you fall in love. And then she gets out, and she walks away, and everything’s done. I’m not good at chatting right away. Women have to be very patient with me, I suppose.  So an assertive woman doesn’t turn you off? I’m not turned off by it. I’m sort of helped by it, endeared by it. It’s sweet. But I’m not trying to find myself in any relationship right now. I want to give 100 percent to it, and I can’t do that at the moment.