BI☣WEAPON

she'll either summon her own chair, sit on the floor, or become creature and sit in someone's lap

if she's feeling Petty she'll just sit in midair using levitation like "You have not offered me a seat im gonna be rude about it"

she's a fuckin thief and will take whatever even vaguely fits her, you will never get that jacket back

the only reason Alucard still has his cloak is bc he steals it back

she's technically not supposed to have coffee with how redundant her circulatory system is, but hot milk is always a favorite or some nice mint tea

take off wet clothing

sink into a hot HOT bath

soft warm clothes (bonus points if stolen)

crawl into her favorite arm chair in the kitchen by the hearth

cup of tea or warm milk optional

or skip all of this and climb into your husbeast's coffin while he's brood-napping and absorb all his warmth

Her favorite toy is Mr. Man, she's had him basically 20ish years, he's a faceless earless white "bear" and he's got synthetic organs in him to simulate human contact ie body heat, heartbeat, breathing etc.

Literally everybody in the focus group, except him, thought Mr. Man was creepy af and the concept got thrown out but Jack got to keep the prototype he was given to play with.

He's gone through an autoclave without damage on multiple occasions!

His favorite blanket was one he stole from Harley after she found him int he trash and kept him.

close the fridge door

ok so ive been sitting on this for a Hot Min actually cuz i couldn't think of a "good" answer

surface level fear: rust/rusty metal, like the stuff he's made of is pretty rust proof as a rule but he still has nightmares about tetanus and falling apart

repressed fear: i don't think dysphoria counts as a fear but thats the closest thing he's got i guess? "if im not cute/soft/pretty/sexy people won't care about me and i'll be all alone again" type shit

deep dark fear: becoming a monster, like castlevania dracula tier "i enjoy hurting innocent people" type shit, he's petty and mean on occasion but he usually won't hurt anything or anybody that isn't explicitly asking for it (ie consenting to a fight or picking on him/someone he loves). He's so concerned that he's becoming something awful or that he's already awful and everyone is starting to see past his 7 proxies. He has this weird fucked up quirk where the more he loves someone the more he wants to turn them into a beast or creature, adding claws or sharp teeth or tails, and he's not sure why he does that but he's concerned that he's gonna take away someone's autonomy and fuck them over like his caretakers fucked him over when he was a kid (ship of theseus)

cop out answer: himself

actual answer: people who hurt kids on purpose, people who do horrible things and then use "i was just following orders/doing my job" as an excuse, William Afton, abusers, fatphobes, bigots, himself

gluttony!

which is separate from greed, in that he's not hoarding everything for himself, he's indulging in like dangerous levels of hedonism and decadence

or i could say envy as a cop out cuz he's a shapeshifter idk im not a cop :v

lol yeah

look at this idiot and tell me someone hasn't tried to pin something heinous on him or assumed that since he rescues kids he's got fucked up alternative motives for doing so

don't get me wrong jack's rap sheet would take me all day to list, but he has his limits

I could seriously answer both of these questions with "himself" and it wouldn't be a cop out but I'm gonna wait until I get home to give you my full answer

the sexy kind or the Easter kind

unfortunately ACAB means Judy Hopps

but for you i would do this

He has given it little bird feets and let it loose in the house.

She's gonna dry some and make soup with the rest

Snuff sniff sniff

Go in mouth

Chew chew chew

Squeak squeak squeak

Jack immediately becomes A Little Creature and gives the cloak a good sniff before rubbing her face all over it and purring.

In the end she crawls underneath of it, and falls asleep

if you say so bud :v