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BI☣WEAPON

@cyberneticlagomorph / cyberneticlagomorph.tumblr.com

Jack ☣ 28 ☣ he/she/they ☣ professional fairy prince || sel. dep. cyberpunk oc for the CYBER-RESISTANCE timeline || 🔞 18+ only please || READ PINNED POST BEFORE INTERACTING || mun is mobile bound || As programmed by Siscar
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Jack and Gambit X-men would vibe hard-core if only bc she keeps showing up in his space to eat his food and bite everyone else

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Reading all of that made me feel like the brain damage was getting worse for a second but no it's just yall being wretched on my dashboard per usual

You sound like you should do some grounding psalm readings

Sid

Sid I love you with all seven of my hearts but one of these days

ONE OF THESE DAYS...

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Reading all of that made me feel like the brain damage was getting worse for a second but no it's just yall being wretched on my dashboard per usual

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otherwindow

I loveee fantasy settings doing magical exhaustion:

  • burnt out pyromancers emitting steam and smoke
  • tired cryomancers shivering with visible foggy breath
  • weary necromancers looking ill and hearing voices
  • frazzled healers receiving the same cuts, bruises, and injuries of their patients

Druid, low on magic: I'm [coughs up flowers] fine.

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I love everything about this.

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damatris

@headspacedad Is this true? Because I love the concept of bunnies practically flipping the bird

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headspacedad

this is TRUE!

Rabbits rely on body language for the majority of their communication.  They also rely on manners in a way that would make the Heian Era aristocrats look uncultured.  And you don’t get manner dictates like that without ALSO knowing how to be passive-aggressive with them. 

Rabbit flops are super vulnerable for a bunny.  Their stomachs are exposed and they’re in a position that means if danger shows up they have to waste precious seconds getting up before they can sprint for safety.  A rabbit flop means both ‘I’m so happy I can’t contain it’ and ‘I feel so safe I am going to be vulnerable and really let go’.  Rabbit owners love seeing it.  It means that your bun really does feel that safe around you.  It’s a pretty high compliment from an animal that knows everyone’s out to kill them.

However -

it can also be used passive aggressively in the ‘you mean so little to me you’re not even worth acknowledging as existing’.  It’s right on the same level as walking into a room and greeting everyone but one person.  An enemy rabbit would be a threat.  This rabbit?  This rabbit isn’t even important enough to be a threat.  They’re a nobunny and so I will flop because there is nothing in the area worthy enough to bother being aware of.

To humans it can look very much the same but trust me, the bunnies know exactly which is which.

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