Constant State Of Confusion

Me too

I am losing it with the idea that crows hold a grudge for their entire life and even beyond

I also like the idea of a 17-20 year old crow grandpa thinking "hmmmm... may be it is now time to fogive"

tumblr please stop telling me to wd40 a mouse

Hana-Rawhiti Kareariki Maipi-Clarke, the youngest MP in Aotearoa, starts a haka to protest the first vote on a bill reinterpreting the 1840 Treaty of Waitangi

From The New Anecdota Americana, 1944

diversity win! this farmer is poly

from NINETEEN FORTY FOUR

thread count is a lie perpetrated by Big Bedsheets. what really matters is the material.

i said this as a joke but then i googled this and

turns out i was right?????? high thread count IS a lie?????

*slowly reaches for the popcorn*

everyone shut the fuck up and look at this snake named barcode

This is a California Kingsnake! They are well known for thinking everything is food. They’re opportunists, so in the wild they eat just about everything. They’re well known for eating rattlesnakes, and are therefore “kings” of snakes. As a result they are resistant to rattlesnake venom and pound for pound the strongest constrictor (since it takes a lot of constricting to take down another snake).

They are also pretty docile to humans and have become a common pet! They’re sturdy and have not many complicated husbandry requirements, making great snake pets for beginners. Except for the occasional thinking your hand might be food situation. I have found that target training helps with this, and being so food motivated it’s pretty easy to train them at any age.

They can come in a variety of colors and patterns, but the most favored is the normal black and white banded California Kingsnake. And totally understandable, they’re so cool!!

directors using colorful or "impossible" lighting to convey mood and meaning and beauty my beloved. directors making night scenes impossible to see for the sake of realism my beloathed.

So basically for this spell to work we have to get naked and rub our dicks together. Yeah for mana. so its not gay i prommy

ignore my url

"what spell is this for" why are you asking so many QUESTIONS

netflix subtitles are great for when you want to read a caption with like 50% resemblance to what's being spoken

character in a movie: buddy, i'm gonna tell you what i've got to do

netflix subtitles: i'll say what i must do

character in a movie: *exhales*

netflix subtitles: (blows raspberry)

character in a movie: ciao!

netflix subtitles: (in italian) bye!

*character in a movie: ciao!

netflix subtitles: (speaks foreign language)

IF YOU LIVE IN THE USA

THIS IS ILLEGAL

REPORT THEM TO THE FCC

THEY HAVE A LINK ON THEIR WEBSITE TO RWPORT IT

ITS REQUIRED BY THE ADA THAT SUBTITLES EXACTLY MATCH THE DIALOGUE

i reported basically every Star Trek show on Paramount+ because the subtitles were all fucked up. they sent me auto emails to let me know they were working on it, and then a real life human being got in touch with me after they had fixed it, to ask if i was still experiencing the issue. they WILL do something, they are required by FEDERAL LAW to do something.

If this is true, maybe YouTube could be convinced to fix the moment in The Repair Shop S6 e34 at 6:00 when Sonnaz "settles into the penis-taking room."

Smtimes your house is haunted because there's a ghost sometimes your house is haunted because you miss grandma and your mom misses her even more sometimes your house is haunted because the subtext of how the last owners decorated rubs you wrong way sometimes your house is haunted because you've sublimated the fact that you didn't want to move in the first place and Sometimes your house is haunted because there's a carbon monoxide leak. Lots of options.

where's that masterpost of quotes that have no right going as hard as they do. I'd like to submit "Protagonism is best left to teens and the insane"