• ❝  you’re mine. only mine.  ❞
• ❝  i’m all yours.  ❞
• ❝  mine.  ❞
• ❝  yours.  ❞
• ❝  we belong to each other.   ❞
• ❝  you belong to me.  ❞
• ❝  i belong to you.  only ever you.  ❞
• ❝  i just didn’t like the way they were looking at you.  like you weren’t mine.  ❞
• ❝  you know i’m yours,  right?  i only have eyes for you.  ❞
• ❝  no one else is ever gonna have a chance with me.  you’re it.  you’re all i want.  ❞
• ❝  i chose you.  and i need you to trust that my decision is final.  trust me.  ❞
• ❝  wait are you jealous?  ❞
• ❝  aw,  baby.  it’s cute when you’re jealous.  ❞
• ❝  i don’t like the way they keep staring at you.   ❞
• ❝  i don’t like how they keep staring at me.   ❞
• ❝  are they making you uncomfortable?  i can do something about it.  ❞
• ❝  no one should even get to look at you unless you want them to.  ❞
• ❝  stop—  it’s okay.  they’re not worth your anger.  just kiss me.  ❞
• ❝  stop saying i’m jealous.  i’m not—  i just.  i don’t like having to share. ❞
• ❝  i’m not jealous,  who said i’m jealous?  ❞
• ❝  well if i’m all yours then kiss me like it.  ❞
• ❝  show everyone who i belong to.  ❞
• ❝  i’m gonna remind them you’re mine.  ❞
• ❝  i want everyone here to see that you’re mine.  ❞
• ❝  i want everyone here to see that i’m yours.  ❞
• ❝  hey—  look at me.  why are you all upset?  ❞
• ❝  you can’t keep getting your feathers all ruffled when anyone else gives me attention.  ❞
• ❝  they don’t deserve you—  i don’t deserve you.  but at least i’m aware of it.  ❞
• ❝  i promise there’s no one else.  you have my heart completely.  ❞
• ❝  hey,  is this asshole bothering you?  ❞
• ❝  tell me you’re mine.  ❞

• ❝  get the fuck away from them!  ❞
• ❝  look at them like that again and you’ll won’t be seeing anything.  ❞
• ❝  don’t you dare touch them.  ❞
• ❝  yeah it’s time to walk the fuck away.  ❞
• ❝  you’re gonna lose a finger if you don’t get outta my sight right now.  ❞
• ❝  you heard them,  get lost.  ❞
• ❝  lucky for you,  i don’t wanna ruin their night.  but i see you sniffing around here again you might not be so fortunate.  ❞
• ❝  you wanna lose a limb?  beat it,  fucker.  ❞
• ❝  see,  i woulda left it alone.  but you made them fucking cry.  so now you’re gonna lose your eyes.  ❞
• ❝  hey,  they said ‘no.’  ❞
• ❝  hey asshole,  shut the fuck up or i’ll make you shut up.  ❞
• ❝  what did you just say to them,  you little shit?  ❞
• ❝  oh yeah.  now you’re all quiet.  not so bold when you’re not the toughest guy in the room,  huh?  ❞
• ❝  get lost.  ❞
• ❝  go.  ❞
• ❝  leave.  before my patience runs out.  ❞
• ❝  get the fuck outta their face.  ❞
• ❝  hey,  that’s enough.  ❞

• [ CLAIM ]  for one muse to possessively place their hands on their shoulders or hips. 
• [ HOLD ]  for one muse to slide their arm around the other in a possessive way. 
• [ SHELTER ]  for one muse to lean into the other’s side or hug them to seek comfort from a crowd or individual while in public. 
• [ STAKE ]  for one muse to protectively and/or possessively stand behind the other to intimidate a third party. 
• [ RESCUE ]  for one muse to intervene upon seeing a third party making the other one uncomfortable. 
• [ CHASE ]  for one muse to interrupt and make a third party leave the other alone out of jealousy/possessiveness. 
• [ TENSION ]  for one muse to get in a fight on behalf of the other. 
• [ STOP ]  for one muse to break up a fight which started because of them. 
• [ MEND ]  for one muse to treat the other’s wounds they got from protecting them. 
• [ SCOLD ]  for one muse to treat the other’s wounds they got from fighting over them. 
• [ CARESS ]  for one muse to possessively kiss the other in public.
• [ TAKE ]  for one muse to passionately kiss the other,  fueled by jealousy. 
• [ TAUNT ]  for one muse to flirt with a third party to try and get the other to act possessively. 
• [ REMIND ]  for our muses to have passionate sex meant to remind one party who they belong to. 
• [ EMBRACE ]  for one muse to dominate the other due to possessiveness/jealousy. 
• [ LINKED ]  for one muse to hold the other’s hand in public to stake claim. 
• [ INTERTWINE ]  for one muse to hold the other’s hand in public in a comforting manner. 

alternatively send ’ caresses + reverse ’ for my muse to caress your muses face.

I stole a time machine and I ran away - I have been flouting the principle law of my own people ever since. 

I stole a time machine and I ran away - I have been flouting the principle law of my own people ever since. 

I stole a time machine and I ran away - I have been flouting the principle law of my own people ever since. 

Vacation Starters! (Applies to camping, amusement/water parks, beaches, etc.) – mostly crack, some fluff/angst

• ❝ there is no way in hell you’re making me go on that thing. ❞
• ❝ wakey wakey, eggs and bakey! ❞
• ❝ will you relax? that’s the whole point of a vacation. ❞
• ❝ i’ve planned out every minute of every day. ❞
• ❝ this has got to be the shadiest motel i have ever been to. ❞
• ❝ wait, are you – afraid of the ocean? ❞
• ❝ i think the heat is getting to me. ❞
• ❝ i think we’re lost. ❞
• ❝ we’re not lost! ❞
• ❝ ever done it in a hotel room before? ❞
• ❝ ever done it in a tent before? ❞
• ❝ funny story. i may have left the wallet in the hotel room. ❞
• ❝ we need to get you into some AC. ❞
• ❝ if you splash me one more time, i swear to god– ❞
• ❝ what do you mean there’s no lazy river? ❞
• ❝ it is way too early to go on a hike. ❞
• ❝ it is way too late to go on a hike. ❞
• ❝ is that a tick on your leg? ❞
• ❝ i feel like you should know i get carsick. ❞
• ❝ i hear the hotel bar is open late. ❞
• ❝ how have you NEVER been to the beach?! ❞
• ❝ i’ve never been on a roller coaster before. ❞ 
• ❝ i’ve been looking forward to this for forever. ❞
• ❝ i swear to god i just saw a bear over there. ❞
• ❝ i do not snore! ❞
• ❝ …do you know how to change a tire? please tell me you know how to change a tire. ❞
• ❝ this is the fanciest hotel i have ever seen. ❞
• ❝ why did you agree to go on a cruise with me if you get sea sick?! ❞
• ❝ i am not paying $7 for a drink. i’ll just drink my own tears. ❞
• ❝ hey. i know it’s almost 3 AM, but they have 24 hour room service– ❞
• ❝ we’re over 2,000 miles from home and you’re seriously going to order the chicken tenders? ❞
• ❝ i’m getting homesick. ❞
• ❝ homesick? we’ve been gone for two days. ❞
• ❝ it’s too early in the morning to get wet! ❞
• ❝ this tent is not cutting it. ❞
• ❝ what flavor sno-cone do you want? ❞
• ❝ nope. nuh-uh. that is way too high. forget it. ❞
• ❝ we’re on vacation, i can sleep in if i want. ❞
• ❝ it’s so nice to just… get away. ❞
• ❝ can we stay here forever? ❞
• ❝ hey, this was YOUR idea! ❞
• ❝ i cannot believe you threw up on me during the teacups. ❞
• ❝ i’ve never been on a plane before. ❞