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a little star at the bottom of the sea

@cursedthing / cursedthing.tumblr.com

This is my silly blog and I'm it's jester* (*there's multiple jesters) WELCOME :D
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ID. A looping gif in blues and purples, looking out the window of a train as it goes over a bridge over some water. There are distant boats and islands visible, and the sky is bright but cloudy. The passing support beams of the bridge cast shadows that flicker across the back of the seat in front of the viewer. End ID.

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has anyone with the dsmp download found the banned from streams how to sex book. what was in it that it cant be shown live on stream. i was always curious but also idgaf enough to dl the world and hunt it down

Give me like 20 minutes I'll log on, 'cause I have Tommy's inventory in my game (messed with player data with the help of a friend)

How to sex

thats fucking hilarious ty

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blocksgame

the real pandora's vault

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sentryhex

fanart/oc i made based on LemonskyRyan because he rocks !!!!

IM SO GOOD AT DESIGNING HAHAAAahaa

i put too much of my own taste into this but its sick so who cares

i own those boots irl theyre blackstone industrial boots from 90s nobody ask how or why i have them but theyre mine

more lemonsky

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So I finally got around to watching the Parrotswag Wedding and holy shit. I have no words that was the most transcendent thing ive ever witnessed. I need everyone to watch this immediately, ESPECIALLY if you have no other context about Lifesteal.

Everything from Ash typing "I USED TO BE A GOD. I AM BEYOND ANGRY" in chat to the spontaneous dance party to the fact that you can physically HEAR the effort Ash is going through to not just eviscerate everyone in the building on the spot. Parrot proposing they murder Pangi instead of kissing. impersonating the "i do's" in chat. "you may now kiss the bri-" MURDER CHAOS MURDER. "Stay out of this PrinceZam I'm bridezilla." "My wife is trying to kill my daughter and I dunno how to feel about it." Branzy is a legally ordained minister in real life so in the eyes of the Lord they are actually married. outstanding. incredible. the only way a wedding on lifesteal should ever go.

(more screenshots under the cut)

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freakinator

He tore across the hill

faster than any creature in the world.

All the world will be your enemy,

Prince with a Thousand Enemies.

And whenever they catch you,

they will kill you.

But first, they must catch you...

digger, listener, runner.

Prince with the swift warning.

Be cunning and full of tricks...

and your people

will never be destroyed.

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I hate it when you take a disappointing sip of water, like bitch you’re supposed to be cool and refreshing, not like mild boring sludge harvested from purgatory by disappointment itself

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has anyone with the dsmp download found the banned from streams how to sex book. what was in it that it cant be shown live on stream. i was always curious but also idgaf enough to dl the world and hunt it down

Give me like 20 minutes I'll log on, 'cause I have Tommy's inventory in my game (messed with player data with the help of a friend)

How to sex

thats fucking hilarious ty

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blocksgame

the real pandora's vault

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