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...are you being sarcastic?

@curlyfryz103

Call me Ren (or Curlyfry, if that pleases you) | testing to see if tumblr is broken or trying to censor me | ✡️ Hashem’s Funkiest Freylekhs ✡️ | Currently obsessed with Bucky Barnes
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valtsv

hero: IS THAT THE BEST YOU CAN DO???

villain: *choking back tears* uh, yeah, i'm actually trying really hard here man

hero: *now looking uncomfortable* oh

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dreamterlude

hero: hey man its okay that was good you uh you did good back there

villain: i did good??

hero: i mean- bad!! you did bad!!

villain: I did BAD?!?!

hero: i mean... you did good at being bad!

villain: oh... thank you?

hero: *awkwardness intensifies* no problem...

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fagsystem

villain, tearing up again: no one has ever told me I'm good at anything!

hero: where are your parents I just want to talk

All the best hero - villain dynamics just lead right back to these two

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skype

Why would donuts care about your journey? Look at them! They’re heartless. Literally heartless!

am i having a stroke or is this the most incomprehensible ad in the world

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farm-paws

HE’S GAY AND FRIENDLY!

From: ‘Home-made Toys’ The Australian Women’s Weekly, 1960s approx.

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herbcitty

DO MAKE HIM-HE'S GAY AND FRIENDLY!

• This knitted elephant with his bright red saddle-cloth will bring long-lasting joy to a kiddie. Easy to make too. Just follow directions to success.

Materials required: 3 skeins Sun-Glo shrinkproof or Sunbeam super 3-ply fingering wool, shade No. 347 (grey); 1 skein shade No. 2138 (red), and a small quantity of yellow and white wol; 1 pair No. 11 needles; 1 crochet hook; 2 black shoe buttons.

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one thing i need you all to realize is that you have to fight like hell for the marginalized people you don’t like. you have to fight for the cringey discourse queer and the misogynistic man of color and the transphobic cis woman and the politically conservative jew and the racist disabled person. you don’t have to like them or agree with them. but if you see them experiencing bigotry and you are a person who claims to be against bigotry, you are obligated to fight for them. you have to fight against bigotry, even if you don’t like the target of that bigotry, because as soon as you let yourself slip, as soon as you allow bigotry on your watch, even if it is directed at the shittiest person you’ve ever met, you’ve now established that in your personal ethos bigotry isn’t wrong, it’s a weapon. and as soon as you’re okay with bigotry being used as a weapon, you have already lost.

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vettir

Leftist antisemites stepping into the point like a rake to the face.

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