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i was just rewatching s1e3 of red dwarf, where rimmer takes kochanski’s form and tries to trick lister.

genuinely what was his goal there? like i can’t think of a straight excuse for that at all.

like he knew that lister would act romantically towards him thinking it was kochanski

even if it was just to trick lister into thinking he really had swapped the discs and stop lister from outranking him, he knew lister would follow through with a date and all

AND EVEN AFTER HE WAS FOUND OUT HE WAS STILL TRYING TO CONVINCE LISTER TO GO THROUGH WITH IT “it’s kochanski’s body. it’s kochanski’s voice. i mean, what’s the difference?!”

I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE.

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thinking about red dwarf to combat the dan and phil brainrot

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Sorry to everyone I’m srsly gonna be annoying like it’s not even funny

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DAN AND PHIL ARE REALLLLL AND PROBABLY HEARD ME YELL PENIS 5 TIMES

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