Why do so many people make tiktoks while they're clearly driving. What the fuck. Stop that shit, you're gonna kill someone.

I think people online treat driving too casually tbh, like there was a poll about people's bad habits while driving and they weren't bad habits or problematic or whatever, they were all things that literally kill people every single day. You are driving a massive vehicle that can very easily turn into a murder weapon with your carelessness, take this shit seriously.

"Haha I never use my turn signals" you are going to kill someone.

"I don't do full stops at stop signs lol" you are going to kill someone.

"Sometimes I text while I'm driving 🤭" YOU ARE GOING TO KILL SOMEONE.

Also people who speed up or suddenly stop or swerve a lot to freak out someone in the car for fun: it stops being funny when you get into a car accident because of it. Just so you know.

the role of the person in the passenger seat is not only navigator but secretary as well. you have to type up the drivers messages to random ladies on facebook about cbd cream & google whether that billy joel song was the theme song for that show or not

you also have to provide a henchmans disdainful scowl at whoever the driver is flipping off in the target parking lot

other assorted roles may include

Don't forget the Tommy Gun

You should never forget the Tommy Gun

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I am BEGGING younger drivers. drive carefully. give yourself room. for fuck's sake use your turn signals and don't fucking weave thru traffic. this is not a video game, this is real life and if you get into an accident, you could get killed or kill someone else VERY easily

Here's the best advice my instructor told me: "You're going to have an accident. It's not a matter of if it's a matter of when and it may not even be your fault.

Drive so that when that accident happens it'll be as un-serious as possible"

That means use your seatbelt! The turn signals! And be aware of the speed limits and what other people are doing.

Also, for snowy/icy weather, LEAVE SUPER EARLY & GO SLOW!!

I've had a ton of bumper humpers in my city in the south & none of em give a shit in their big ass 4x4 trucks! Those fuckers will go sliding just as easily as a car! Don't get overconfident in a truck, cuz it causes more damage in a wreck. Snow = slow!

The worst part about parallel parking is the witnesses

Bless.

Accurate post is accurate. Also? Someone’s been spying on me while I’m driving.

I love this so much.

Yep. ALL. OF. THE. ABOVE.

someone: *driving next to me in the other lane at the exact same speed*

me: don’t make it weird

There should be an “I’m Sorry” button in cars that you press whenever you know you screwed up.

Me: *gets license after all my friends*

them: finally lol

me:  

Am I the only one who measures time using songs? “Oh it only took me 4 songs to get here! that’s not too long!

Sometimes, when I get on the freeway,

I make a noise like R2D2 screaming.

mom said i gotta tone down the language 

merry christmas to you and yours once again. i hope you got nice clothes for christmas. or nice shoes. or nice gift cards. or something else. we continue a lack of christmas comics throughout the rest of the year.

you can still order signed books from me at the store, but I am currently away from topatoco HQ and wont be back to sign the books til january 5th. so, apologies on that if you are waiting.

I need this car--I'd never need to buy gas again!