Chocolate Peanut Butter Christmas Trees

those little guys on the side of the nerds boxes?????? i love them

i like them

boneless Yoshi

candy discourse, reblog w/ your opinions on

• candy corn • licorice • peanut butter + chocolate • mint + chocolate • sour candies

Candy corn: used to eat it by the bag, now it just tastes/feels like sweetened candle wax to me 😕

Licorice: never have been able to finish a piece--it tastes/feels like somebody dunked some plastic in rancid fruit juice and then threw it under a dusty bed for 20 years 🤢

Peanut butter and chocolate: the perfect marriage of flavors, exquisitely balanced between salty and sugary, especially when melted and blended together into one silken spoonful of YUM 😋😋😋

Mint and chocolate: like a frosty yet cozy winter night in my mouth--the fresh, lightly sweet bite of mint plus the familiar comforting warmth of chocolate is an excellent contrast 😋😋😋

Sour candies: depends on the candy. Most gooey chewy sour candies take too long to dissolve, so I'm left suffering through the pucker factor too long. (They taste like I imagine the most brutal sarcasm tastes.) The powdery candies are a little better, though I still don't seek out taste bud punishment like that. 😂

Homemade Reese’s Eggs

all trees are beautiful

That may be the best response ever

haha @soggiefries

No but really. What happened to Creme Savers lol

these shits were CRACK.

BRING BACK CREMESAVERS

I completely forgot about these until now

where do grandmas and aunties even buy this shit? It’s not in stores???do they have a dealer who sells to them???? 

my thoughts and prayers goes out to you americans who have never tasted kinder eggs

wait there are mean eggs

you poor soul

SUPER GUSHER.

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Meanwhile in Japan...

ginger ale kitkats

green tea kitkats

potato kitkats

   vegetable kitkats!!!

corn kitkats

soy sauce kitkats?!!?!

sweet potato kitkats

watermelon kitkats

are you telling me i could have a varied meal that consists entirely of kitkats

yes.

It’s literally in a tiny hamburger container. I love Germans and their candy hamburgers!

AW WE HAVE THESE IN THE NETHERLANDS TOO YAY

Diabetes here I come!

this is not a snickers bar because it contains nuts. snickers only has peanuts, which are not actually nuts. i make the distinction because i love snickers but i’m allergic to nuts and not peanuts