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(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”

✿＼(｡-_-｡) “Kick his ass, baby.  I got yo flower.”

guys

if i ever see any of you in public, the code is “i like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m

Fuck it,.

Thanks for making me feel old XD

Link for today's oh-so-lucky ten thousand:

reblog with which one was ur windows xp icon in the tags

[Image description: A series of 23 default icons from Windows XP. The icons include a flying plane, an astronaut in space, a soccer ball/football, two chairs under an umbrella on a beach, a blue and black butterfly, an old, long yellow car, a closeup of a tabby cat’s face and eye, chess pieces on a board, a BMX rider mid-jump, a brown and white dog, water dropping into a puddle tinted with green light, a yellow rubber duck, an orange and yellow tropical fish, a green toy frog, an off-white/tan electric guitar, one brown and one white horse stood side by side, a person in a karate gi mid-jump kick, a rocket taking off, palm trees with a bright blue sky behind them, a pink flower, an orange flower, a person on a skateboard, and a single snowflake. End description.]

Hopping on the Vine compilation bandwagon, part 1/?

Oh god, I lost it at the Tim Hortons one.

I never saw the cheating test questions sequel before now and it did not disappoint.

It was a simpler time

This comp is a perfect mix of classics and hilarious ones that somehow I’ve never seen before

this is like watching a historical reenactment

Here have a vine compilation that I made and enjoy I’m not late to the party or anything (update for part two)

BABES WAKE UP TODAY’S A NATIONAL HOLIDAY 🌈🐀

🎶NEIL IS BANGING OUT THE TUNES🎶

My (old) contribution to the beautiful day that is april 13th

Keep at it with the tunes.

we are going to have to bring back “smex”

Aren’t you glad covid didn’t happen in 2005 like all the scene kids would be calling the new variant the omnomnomicron with a cartoon dinosaur or something

I made you a vaccine but I eated it

@six-of-ravens

that one definitely deserves elevation from the tags

they’re talking to each other omg (‘:

This is my favorite video in all of world history I would die for these cats

I-is that….

This is a nightmare.

5% of tumblr has a whole lobe dedicated to recognizing this silhouette in 0.5 seconds

Look what I did.

accurate

im on once-ler island!!! yays!!!

date of origin: 4th of april, 2012.

curse you, i had hoped never to lay eyes upon this post again