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@curiouslilbird / curiouslilbird.tumblr.com

90s child | AuDHD | multifandom. Reblogging humor, creativity, important points, and beautiful things, primarily.
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welcome!

My blog is somewhat like a library of various cool posts I’ve found over the years--find posts by opening the Read More link and tapping the links below. Items are in alphabetical order by type.  (I've tried to sort them as well as I can, but there's a lottttt of tags...my apologies to your scrolling fingers in advance!)

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jame7t

Coolest thing about lord of the rings? The king of horses shows up. It appears he is no different from all other horses

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cryptotheism

King of the eagles shows up later. He can talk. Horse king couldn't talk.

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betterbemeta

He didn't want to talk to you.

Uh.

Point of order.

King of Horses ran 450 fucking miles at almost entirely a gallop, without more than a few minutes rest, in 4 nights and basically was like "wait why are we stopping?" when Gandalf took him into the city and he ended up in a stable.

This was not his top speed, nor did it push any limits on his endurance.

King of horses is very different from other horses, actually.

He just doesn’t do much about his administrative duties

But he didn't need to - his rule was stable, after all.

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singerin

Achievement Unlocked:

Tumblrillion

Eh, it's still better than Rings of Power.

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fyeahegerton

I’m a huge fan of yours (requested by Anonymous)

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arrghigiveup

For context: In that production of King Lear by the Royal Shakespeare Company, Sir Ian McKellen, playing the titular character in a scene where Lear has essentially gone round the bend, strips completely naked right there on stage. New York critic Michael Portantiere, noted in his review, “Special note for those who care about such things: In a brief nude scene, McKellen amply demonstrates the truth of Lear’s statement that he is ‘every inch a king’.”

The above scene is amazing but I also feel we need to take a moment to appreciate the fact that a respected theatre critic took time to mention in their review of this production of King Lear that Ian McKellen has a truly impressive penis

@bucklikethedollar why would you hide poetry like this in the notes

@official-penis-posts do you have this one yet?

Official Gandalf’s Third Big Natural Post

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