I have this really bad habit of sending two unrelated texts back to back but bridging them with an “also”

So it’ll be like “hey have you seen this funny tweet” quickly followed by “also the news said polio is back”

You have a thing at 2:00 PM so you set a reminder for 1:00 PM because you don’t want to be late, but you should eat by 12:00 PM. That means you should start preparing food by 11:30 AM, but you want to double check or confirm the appointment before 11:00 AM before everyone goes to lunch. So if you want to finish your other tasks by 10:00 AM, you ought to start at 8:00 AM, which means you’ve got to wake up at 7:30 AM and you may as well get ready to go out then ahead of time, and that’s how something that starts at 2:00 PM effectively starts at 7:30 AM and lasts the entire day.

I got chaotic neutral, to absolutely no one’s surprise.  You?

To the surprise of literally nobody: Lawful Good

ALL questions pottermore patronus test

I stumbled upon this reddit post whose author uses data from this post to create a quiz featuring ALL the questions from the pottermore patronus test to give you your “best fit” patronus. 

As we know with the ilvermorny and hogwarts tests, there is a huge difference in accuracy when comparing a quiz with all the questions available vs when taking it on pottemore with a limited and varying questions, and a lot of people were unhappy with their patronus because they thought it didn’t fit their personality. 

So, if you want to retake the patronus test or see the patronus you would receive in a 38 question quiz rather than a 5 question quiz, click here.

Side note: don’t be afraid to click none if neither answer feels right, it makes the answer more accurate for your personality

When you keep working on a fic but never actually post it

I really can’t wait for winter because then I can start wearing the other 97% of my clothes 

>saves rare items for the most dire of situations

>gets through the whole game without using any of them

“what if there’s an emergency”

-gets into an emergency-

“WHAT IF THERE’S A BIGGER EMERGENCY”

I’ve got 99 problems and 98 of them can be attributed to poor time management and self control.

lookin for the right person to raise a dog with

do you ever look at Successful™ people your age and feel like you’re just floating your way thru life like a very bewildered and directionless bumblebee

current relationship status: sleeping diagonally across my queen size bed

@ the people who followed me for one specific thing i’m really sorry my interests are all over the place and that sometimes i will suddenly start posting a fuck ton of something i’ve never mentioned before whoops