I Only Wear Khakis Above The Waist

if you told vin diesel fast and the furious you were gay he'd be like "Some people like driving stick…some people like driving automatic…what matters is you cross the finish line.." and then he'd rev up a dodge challenger and drive through a building and kill 16 people

he literally did in the fourth one when he's asked if he likes cars more than women

If you asked if he was cool with trans people, he'd probably say "sometimes, aftermarket parts are the only way to get the vehicle you really want. Everyone should have the right to hot rod."

she has one in her hand, het theres still another in the poliwags mouth. they are coming out of him like pez

Sexy Sonic Level costumes are on a whole other galaxy!

smoking the prehistoric weed that was frozen in ice for one million years

Hitting that unga bonga

We're carpooling to work

Horror

if you're a sheepgirl and you're sick they put you in a rambulance and take ewe to the baaspital

this beast wants access to the small wet room so bad

literally screaming crying throwing up bc im in the shower

everyones a fucking critic

you can make fun of old people all you want but then you'll be knitting with a good album on and a cup of tea and you'll be like this is excellent actually. the old ladies were right about this one. about the crosswords too, by the way

"kung pow penis," a phrase commonly used in reblogs to indicate utter disdain for OP, has twelve letters, each of which (traditionally) must be supplied by a different user. the unanimity of disdain indicated by these twelve unrelated users has strong parallels to the requirement of unanimity for a jury—also traditionally of twelve—to arrive at a verdict. in this essay i will

standout moment from Holly and her sister playing the Peppa Pig game

I'm out of weed so I have to smoke thw one that makea me scared

You7 are doing some Cocomelon shit to me

visual gags that are well made and smart

Maybe this is a bold statement and this wasn't even one of my favorite cartoons back then but there's honestly been very little television animation as alive and involved as Ed Edd and Eddie either before or since. John K's era of Ren & Stimpy still gets upheld by some of animation fandom as the most cartoonest cartoon ever cartooned but it's like stiff yogi bear tier animation when compared to any single minute of Eds.

sivi met his granddaughter tonight

he did not like it

not a single happy camper in this image

update

You light up my life - 26x32” acrylic on canvas. Sold.