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Scientific Hooliganism

@curi0uscanine / curi0uscanine.tumblr.com

Hi I'm Canine and I'm a furry in denial. I like science, DnD, Sonic the Hedgehog, and making myself miserable. [Agender, they/them pronouns. Old enough to remember watching The Little Mermaid on VHS]
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Audio transcript : Hamster balls are like so dangerous for small animals. You know why? Because like, they can't extend their back properly, so their back is like thi-- (cuts off abruptly as the creature in the hamster ball is revealed to be a crab; pauses. The following is said with an affectionate tone like one uses when speaking of a cute animal:) Well, he can't break his spine 'cause he don't have a spine.

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