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Carly Rae Jepsen is Daxton propaganda

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15 & 18!!!

Or 39 & 46!!!! (Should be survival/wilderness & blind date)

Mwuahahahahahaha!

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Criminals and Circus OBVIOUSLY Devi is a criminal on the run from the law, so she hides herself in a circus where Paxton is the lion tamer. He actually hates this job and longs to be the ringmaster but he's always dismissed as just a pretty face. Until Devi gets there. She's a clown who thinks everything about this circus is a mess and sets out to find who in the place could run it better. Great news, she sees potential in Paxton and has to build up his confidence so he can do it. Bonus points because she's actually a very capable gymnast (from the crime, ala parker in leverage) but she needs to hide her face because of the being on the run thing. So Paxton obviously sees her trying out the trapeze stuff and is in awe. He didn't know she could do that. And oh yeah, he doesn't know she's a criminal so that's a big moment where they fight because she's just using his circus to hide herself. BUT REALLY in the end, he'll protect her because he can't NOT. He loves her and she gave him the confidence to be the ringleader. And her crimes were like...for a good cause. So he forgives that but also suggests they use her crime skills to robin hood stuff.

Survival/Wilderness and Blind Date

Kamala set Devi up on a blind date. It's a hike which Devi finds absolutely abhorrent but she saw the guy's pic and decided it might be worth it. Paxton's cousin set him up on a blind date, hiking. But the girl never showed. Fuck it. He'll hike the hike by himself. Why waste a perfectly good day? Halfway up the hike, Devi and her hot date are done. He said women weren't as athletic as men, based on the fact that Devi was huffing and puffing. Out of spite, Devi kept hiking and told this dude he sucked and to take his own hike, off the trail and fall down the mountain. She was doing so well until she tripped on a couple of rocks and ends up with a sprained ankle. Paxton runs into her sobbing on the trail, by herself, and it starts to rain.

"Did you come hiking in Air Force Ones?" Paxton says, delicately touching her ankle and moving it to see the extent of the damage. "I'm an indoorsy person and they matched my outfit. The other option was Crocs because they're the most comfortable shoes I own. But they're not really date worthy."

"Or hiking worthy," Paxton says. They have to hunker down under a rock formation while it rains. It's cold. Gotta snuggle for warmth. And also discuss bad blind dates they keep having. And also fall in love.

Send me two (2) tropes from this list + a ship and I’ll describe how I’d combine them in the same story.

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Holding hands while driving or holding hands under a table (before quickly letting go) for Daxton. And I think I should be applauded on my self control for whittling it down to just those two, instead of giving you like 10 prompts for you to choose from. Yes, I am a saint.

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Eleanor put her head on the cafeteria table with a heavy sigh.  “Uh, ya alright there, Eleanor?” Devi asked, concerned. “Your dramatic sigh was a little flat.”  “Yeah and your hair is flat too, are you okay?” Fab asked. Eleanor lifted her head. “No! I’m not okay!” She put her head down again before lifting it up once more. “I can’t possibly go on.” Her head went down again. “We BROKE UP!” she half sobbed, half sang with her head down so it came out muffled. 

“You were dating someone?” Devi asked before Fab nudged her shoulder. “Oh right, I mean your nerdy boyfriend from theater. Fuck that guy.” 

“Yeah, fuck him!” Eleanor said a little too loudly, gaining a glare from a teacher walking by. “Sorry Mrs. H!” She put her head down again. 

Before Devi could offer any other words of solid shaming to the twerp from Drama Club, Paxton tugged on a lock of her hair and sat down next to her. He leaned in to kiss her cheek but Devi shook her head and he stopped. She tilted her head towards Eleanor and Paxton frowned.  “FUCK BOYS!” Eleanor said, popping up once more.  “Devi’s trying but Fab isn’t,” Paxton said, laughing at his own joke before Eleanor glared at him. He cleared his throat. “Sorry.” 

“Way to read the room,” Devi whispered to him, elbowing him. He grabbed her elbow and slid his hand down her arm and held her hand under the table. “Eleanor and what’s his name broke up.”  “He who must not be named!” Eleanor shouted, looking up to the ceiling and waving her arms around.  “I thought girls just ate ice cream and watched rom coms when you go through a breakup.” Paxton leaned into Devi so Eleanor wouldn’t hear but she definitely heard. 

“Great idea, Eleanor, my house tonight, I’ll bring the ice cream,” Fab tried. 

“No, I’ll only weep if I have to watch any cinema that involves romance!”  Paxton ran his thumb back and forth over Devi’s thumb, sending a shiver up her spine. He laughed and kissed her cheek. Bad idea. 

“Love is dead! You’ll break up one day too! Everyone will! Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson probably stopped loving each other! We all know Jay Z doesn’t really value and cherish Beyoncé! And poor Olivia Rodrigo! At least she had a hit song, the love of new fans, and the TikTok trend to offset her DEEP DISAPPOINTING SADNESS!” Eleanor stood up suddenly, the scratch of the chair on the floor startling Devi. “Alas! The only thing I can do to recover is to delete every text he ever sent me!” Fabiola held her temple and looked embarrassed. Devi let go of Paxton’s hand, not wanting to set Eleanor off any more. Paxton pulled out his phone and started texting. 

Devi would have scolded him but Eleanor was working up to a cry, Fab and Devi both could see it. Her mouth started to shift, her eyes blinking furiously, and all they could do was look on in horror. 

Until. 

“Hey, Eleanor!” Trent appeared out of nowhere. “What, Trent?” Eleanor asked, the tears gone and irritation lacing her tone. 

“You wanna go to Magic Mountain tomorrow? My mom was dating a guy who worked the gate and he left a whole bunch of tickets in her car when she kicked him out.” Trent had a stupid smile on his face and Devi realized that this was who Paxton texted. 

Eleanor didn’t say anything for a minute, maybe she was processing the weird situation that Trent described that got him the free tickets. Maybe she was wondering if they were legit. Devi certainly wasn’t sure they were. But just as Trent’s face started to fall, Eleanor spoke up, “Yeah, sure.” 

Fab, Devi, and several other people in the cafeteria could be heard audibly gasping. Paxton leaned into Devi again, taking her hand.  “This might backfire on us but whatever, at least I’m not gonna feel guilty about holding my girlfriend’s hand now.” 

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I wish you would write a fic where devi & crew try to survive a zombie apocalypse. Lol, I kid, I kid!

I wish you would write a fic where Devi suspects her mom is dating again, and can. not. deal.

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a zombie fic? hmmmmm idk what’s that? oh i already have a doc for that. Oops. you know this lmao

Ohhhh a fic where Devi goes nuts because she thinks her mom is dating again but actually her mom was just nice to some dude and Devi gets the wrong idea and she’s snooping around and finding out shit she doesn’t need to know and no, her mom isn’t dating but even if were, that’s her business!!!! I’m putting this in the ideas folder. Could be fun. ;) 

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Hi, so I basically just spent Sunday & Monday reading your Never Have I Ever series, and it. is. so. good.

Like, my emotions were all over the place. I laughed. I cried. It was awesome. And I just want to to thank you for writing such thoughtful and wonderful fics.

And may I just say, holy moly, chapter 8 of my home is your body was amazing. A+ sexy times too boot. So yeah, thanks!

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this is so kind!!!! I just got power back after 36 hours and I’m warming up and you’re helping to warm my heart. (oh god that was cheesy, i’m so sorry, it’s been a rough couple days) 

The ship is so small and the interest is not usually very high so I really am just floored that you came to tell me. 

thank you for reading, thank you for loving it, and thank you for coming here to tell me. 

thank you so much 😭😭😭😭

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