#i mean. bro #i hate to break this to you but #you are in fact good at the small amount of piano ur playing #it is not fake

Dude taught himself to compose and calls it fake

“Just string it together in any order, the more random it is the more complex it’ll sound" improvising music on the fly was one of Mozart’s party tricks

Not saying this guy is Mozart but he’s smart and clever and talented and way, way underappreciating himself

Bimbo qualities

babe wake up new flavor of imposter syndrome dropped

How I join skeins

Cleeeeeveeer!

It's good to learn, remember, and share stuff like this.

When my mom or her sisters did crochet growing up, their dickhead older brothers thought it was hilarious to snip the yarn somewhere in the middle of the bundle. I suspect mom would've found a trick like this really handy.

You are a villain famous for “killing” heroes. In reality, heroes come to you to fake their deaths.

Sometimes they try to pay you.

You are posted out by the Hollywood sign tonight, sitting under the frame where the W used to be. It got burnt to a crisp during last week’s big superhero fight. A hero died right where you’re sitting. The whole area’s been closed down until Hero Force can coordinate a recovery effort. Usually it’d be done by now but no one’s willing to touch it until the ash has been completely blown away.

It’s a rule that the world must stand still when a hero dies.

“How much?”

The voice comes from behind you. The lights that illuminate the Hollywood sign are down to hide as much of the scorch marks as possible. You wouldn’t be able to see anything even if you did turn around, so you don’t.

You put some chapstick on, the glide of the balm against your wind chapped lips grounding.

“I said,” the Hero says, voice tightening, “How. Much.”

There’s the sound of gravel crunching now. They’re wearing heavy boots and the scent of fresh blood grows stronger the closer they get. Their breathing is smooth and even which means it’s not their blood.

You put the cap back on your chapstick and tuck it into your leather jacket’s inner pocket. “I don’t take money.”

“Then what do you take?” The Hero rounds the Y and comes into your line of sight. The dark hides most of their features, but you can make out a glittering gold mask and the dull shine of drying blood on their chest plate. Their breathing may be even, but their stance isn’t. They sway in place, back and forth, back and forth. Their arms wrap around their stomach. “I’ve got land. A house. You can have it.”

Keep reading

#daniel jackson my beloved

30 YEARS AGO, ON OCTOBER 28TH, 1994 ⭐⛩👽🌌🛸🖖

METRO GOLDWYN MAYER PRESENTS

THE FILM THAT UNLOCKED A UNIVERSE. THE MOVIE THAT STARTED IT ALL.

ROLAND EMMERICH'S 1ST SCI FI CLASSIC.

IN 1928 AT GIZA, EGYPT, ARCHEOLOGIST PROFESSOR PAUL LANGFORD, ACCOMPANIED BY HIS DAUGHTER CATHERINE, UNEARTH COVER STONES (also called pyramidion or capstone) ENGRAVED WITH EGYPTIAN HIEROGLYPHICS & OTHER MARKINGS. BENEATH HE DISCOVERS A LARGE METALLIC RING OF UNKNOWN PURPOSE.

A "Stargate", an ancient ring-shaped device that creates a wormhole, enabling travel to a similar device elsewhere in the universe.

The central plot explores the theory of extraterrestrial beings having an influence upon human civilization.

In 1994, the now elderly Catherine invites Egyptologist and linguist Daniel Jackson, Ph.D. to translate the hieroglyphs.

The stones are now part of a U.S. Air Force classified project overseen by Special Operations Colonel Jack O'Neil.

WITH DR. DANIEL JACKSON'S HELP

UNLOCKING 7 OF THE SYMBOLS OR CHEVRONS

OPENS THE PORTAL

A DOORWAY TO

A WHOLE NEW WORLD 🌎 IN A DISTANT GALAXY UNLIKE OUR OWN

COLONEL JACK O'NEIL & DR. DANIEL JACKSON

WILL GO BEYOND EARTH 🌎

&

JOURNEY TO A NEW WORLD & DISCOVER A NEW MEANING OF INTERSTELLAR TRAVEL 🌌

METRO GOLDWYN MAYER PRESENTS

ROLAND EMMERICH'S 1ST FILM 🎥 THAT CHANGED THAT WORLD 🌎 FOREVER

IT WILL TAKE YOU A MILLION LIGHT YEARS

FROM HOME 🏡

BUT WILL IT BRING YOU BACK ?

ENTER

THE

STARGATE ⭐⛩👽🌌🛸🖖

HAPPY 30TH ANNIVERSARY TO MGM'S

STARGATE ⭐⛩👽🌌🛸🖖

#StarGate #ColonelJackONeil #DrDanielJackson #DrCatherineLangford #Ra #Skaara #Shauri #Kasuf #LtColonelCharlesKawalsky #LtLouisFerretti #Abydos #KurtRussell #JamesSpader #RolandEmmerich #MGM

Stargate (1994) - Horus Guard Concept Art by Patrick Tatopoulus

Stargate (1994) - Anubis Guard Concept Art by Patrick Tatopoulus

This could be about any two of them tbh

In light of...well...everything recently, I've posted some really cute fluff (Daniel Jackson x GN! reader) that I think we need. Enjoy!

Finding The Way

You have always wanted to go through a corn maze, it had always looked like so much fun. But once you're in one, despite sharing the experience with the love of your life, you have a really hard time actually getting through it.

Taglist: @cuillere @phantom-of-grace @systemadministratorclu @mrssci-fi-nerd-sg-1 @stargaterevival @daydreampending @riverageleis @residentdemonhunter

Is anyone just in the middle of writing a fic and just stops and goes “what the hell am I doing?”

Because, I just did. Like what the hell am I doing? I’m sat in bed, at 22:41, writing a FanFiction for a tv show that stopped airing in 2007.

What. Why.

I mean, I love doing it, but when you really sit and think about it, what the hell are we doing? Like we just sit there for hours living in our little delusions while writing them down for others to read. Don’t get me wrong, it’s amazing, but— weird. To be honest.

FanFiction is one of the highlights of my life, like if I’m having a bad day, it’s okay because I have a juicy fanfic waiting to be read at home. But man, isn’t it weird?

Anyway, going to get back to writing because I need to get out my silly little delusion by halloween. My writing game hadn’t really been there recently, so this chapter isn’t going to be great.. but, whatever. At least the point gets across.

Valiant Effort

It's time to celebrate Halloween! What better way than a Halloween party! You and Daniel are given the task of baking cookies for the event...but neither of you know how to actually bake. The two of you bond as you try to navigate the pitfalls of baking.

Taglist: @residentdemonhunter @systemadministratorclu @mrssci-fi-nerd-sg-1 @stargaterevival @cuillere @daydreampending @phantom-of-grace @riverageleis

So cute 🥰 thanks for sharing and always tagging me <3

Story time!! And a cute one at that. Daniel Jackson x gn! reader romantic one-shot:

Because Of Urgo

Urgo might be one of the most annoying entities yet encountered, but even you have to admit his presence made the impossible possible.

(Based on the canon episode, yes)

Idea by: @phantom-of-grace (who has the best ideas, truly)

Taglist: @phantom-of-grace @systemadministratorclu @stargaterevival @cuillere @mrssci-fi-nerd-sg-1 @daydreampending @riverageleis

Cute little thing :) <3 thanks for sharing and for tagging me :)

5 simple exercises to awaken dormant muscles

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I appreciate this video a lot--people don't realize how important it is to start slow if you're trying to come back from a completely sedentary lifestyle, and they get really hurt as a result. Straining your muscles too much, too suddenly can land you in the E.R. and the wrong joint injury can permanently affect your mobility, so please start with absolute basics and easy stretches!

I love Daniel's little nod at the end ^^