two, or perhaps three pebbles.

doctors hate her! This woman is experiencing symptoms that might point to a health problem and wants doctors to do something about it

Saw a post about the sesamarot and wanted to share my favorite reading

The guy asked, the cards gave the most direct answer possible.

The cards responded with a solution the asker was capable of understanding. Sesamerot believes in accessible learning.

AND THE WINNER IS:

DONATELLO HAMATO from RISE OF THE TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES

Runner-Ups:

Papyrus (Undertale) in Second place

Lilo Pelekai (Lilo and Stitch) in Third place

Ferb Fletcher (Phineas and Ferb) in Fourth place

Tied for Fifth place, Miles "Tails" Prower (Sonic the Hedgehog) and Laios Touden (Dungeon Meshi)

Thank you so much to everyone who came by to show their support, to rally for their favorites and have fun! This has been another round of the Autism Swag Summit! Goodbye for now!

Please note. The orange one is not included because A. He isn’t a billionaire. And B. Calling him obnoxious is too kind for him.

i could make a post that just says something stupid like my bals and some of you guys would just reblog it.

got caught in an unskippable cutscene with my mom again :/

i view just enough horror and have poor enough visual processing that i legit thought this was a gore-drenched bedroom that i would nope the fuck out of

Yeah, I feel like the floor is going to squelch blood if I step on it, and if I touch one of those dangling red strings, I'm going to get pulled up, enveloped, and digested by the sticky red organic globules hanging from the ceiling.

no it's nice design cause in color theory red is associated with more positive emotions than negative 😁

the reason that mariah carrey shows up earlier every year is that worldwide global warming speeds up the dethawing of her prison of ice, devastating the local ecosystem. in this essay i will

guys its november. please have mercy

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Sage, I think the detectors are having a stroke on ur post idk

@i-detect-rickrolls

Advice needed

GET OUT OF MY HOUSE

Ok, bye…

Tips on how to avoid Mariah Carey this holiday season

This post has been eaten! It tasted like an icicle and gold!

Hm. Needs some old bay.

And an animal or 50! Oh, but what kind of animals should I give this post...

Galapagos crab. Also known as the Sally Lightfoot crab.

I've heard of a way to permanently seal Mariah back in her prison of ice.

First, get the best damn earmuffs you can. Her attacks rely on sound, so you must block them out

Second, you must journey to the frozen lands of Helheim to find the crystal shard of ice.

Then, you must climb Mount Crumpit to find the wise artificer known as the Grinch and have him forge a mighty laser to channel the crystal's power.

We must also venture far to the north to a workshop at the pole and ask the Elvin Dwarves to forge immense chains of frost.

If we can force Mariah back in her chamber, submerge her in Liquid Helium, bind her cage in the frost chains, and mount the laser of coldness to forever cool her, then we can finally rest, our ears unburdened by her shrieks.

wgat are you doing g to my poast

she easy on my peasy till i lemon squeezy