“To The Block!” Poll, TES Edition - 8

And on this fine day we are saying our heartfelt goodbye to Countess Alessia Caro who have not passed the vibe check. A small chop for our little breton contraption here, but a great win for all of Leyawiin. The whole Cyrodiil, perhaps.

And it means, that we are in the semi-finals of our fun little event. Three people enter the arena, but only two of them will have a chance to compete for the pardon! Welcome our contestants!

Cr-r-rassius Curio-o-o! A creep, a pest, a pervert and an author of the bestselling tales, concerning a particular argonian maid! Man, who deserves a thousand restraining orders!

Gr-r-randmaster Delpi-i-ine! She is paranoid, she is shady, she haven't changed her name when going undercover, she is the last remnant of an order long gone - and she also wants your dragon grandpa dead!

Man-n-nimarco-o-o-o-o, The King of Worms! A calamity, a divinity, a silly worm and a world-ending threat! Beloved, beloathed, but you must admit, he has a certain sense of style. Except for the Oblivion thing, but we don't talk about it.

Remember: you must vote for those who you want to see on the block!

“To The Block!” Poll, TES Edition - 7

I am very proud of you folks, we have finally voted Dres out! Which is a glorious day for just about everyone except for Dres, but I do not care about their opinions, they go to the block.

However, you can spot by the lobby and donate or adopt one of the guars, who as per information in the poll were unharmed, we are not barbarians here, after all, we are people of culture.

Now, we are almost in the finals with four more people and three more polls to be held! Gather round, gather round and help us decide the fates of these unseemly individuals!

Remember: you must vote for those who you want to see on the block!

“To The Block!” Poll, TES Edition - 5

Thanks to everyone for coming together - today marks a bright day in the lives of the most (in)vulnerable inhabitants of the harsh lady of Skyrim!

Grelod the Kind has finally met her bloody end as per the contract, request and rules of the arena! We have seen overwhelming majority of votes going to one candidate, but Grelod surely did end up with the biggest margin I remember that far. This is, honestly, pretty touching.

However, we still have... Six more people to judge according to their deeds and so, without further talk, let's see who is getting the axe next! Remember: you must vote for those who you want to see on the block! 

“To The Block!” Poll, TES Edition - 4

Well, well, well! It would appear that Ysgramor's attempt to conquer the arena only ends in him being sent back to Atmora (presumably in pieces) sooner rather then later! I am sure our falmer neighbors would appreciate this.

He, however, met a strong competiton in so-called Grelod "the Kind", responsible for multiple cases of dire negligence in her life of duty as the caretaker of the orphanage!

Now without wasting any more time, our show goes on, with seven more participants awaiting your verdicts! Remember: you must vote for those who you want to see on the block! 

“To The Block!” Poll, TES Edition - 3

Just you look at this! Another beautiful day and another chance to make Tamriel more habitable. Tiber Septim was voted out and evicted from the pantheon!

Do not forget to check in the lobby, we are hosting an auction to sell all these titles off to better hands. All profits are naturally going to provide compensation to people affected by this pitiful man's existence.

But our show in the arena goes on, with eight more participants awaiting your verdicts! Remember: you must vote for those who you want to see on the block! And without further chat - let's see...

"To The Block!" Poll, TES Edition

Ten people enter the arena - only one of them will leave with a pardon! Ten various beings handpicked from the different corners of the Nirn and beyond!

Their crimes are great and YOU will be the one to decide their fate. Nine will end up on the block, one will be granted pardon via the sudden dragon arrival!

Make your choice and remember - each vote counts!

My Merr Kritmiss to @cliff--racer featuring Neht, who is a glorious, glorious mer and it was such pleasure for me to draw him!

Nerevarine Presenting Nipples

I have no idea what I am doing with my life anymore anyway.