Be Marfa, show up with the most unreasonable and random solutions to problems, somehow stay alive and successful since you have Mary Sue plot armor.
Be Van Helsing, fail on your current quest due to some rando fatty with questionable tastes, stay alive and well because author still likes you and dorky sitcoms.
Be Crys, draw bullcrap at 3 am, still have no idea how to draw Dracula’s face whatever, don’t forget to tag enablers.
#marfa vasilievna tag#van helsing#dracula#marfa vasilievna tries to vampire#marfa vasilievna occupies spaces and laps#mention of uncle remind me to create her family at last#weird family of course#crysandthings#crysandherabnormality#self indulgent nonsense#my art#sketch#i probably forgot some tags#i am not sure