crysdrawsthings reblogged
Dark Souls 1 DLC: you know that legendary hero and Abyssal force mentioned in the lore? Here they are
Dark Souls 2 DLC: you know that great level design that wasn’t in the main game? Here it is
Bloodborne DLC: you know those historical figures and great one mentioned in the lore? Here they are! Also living failures
Dark Souls 3 DLC: you know all those loose ends and confusing timelines and the cool setting of Londor? Fuck them and fuck you, get fucked to death by an unkillable murder nun and some painter girl’s old ass uncle, the story is now about blood paint, fuck you,,
#honestly#where dafuq is my londor dlc#like damn#friede is so like#go to your work scrub lord#>_>#BUT I GODDAMN CAN'T#also where are my plotting noodles#what dafuq is happened to Kaathe#ugh#londor is so freaking cool setting#i mean#i obviously bribed by yuria to say that#this is still cool setting#well#dlcs are rather neat yeah#they have cool stuff#buuuuuuuut#nuuuuuu#gimme gimme gimme#gimme noodles#and their spooky hollow land