This was a whole thread, here are some of my favourites:
“elder scrolls fans will take the ugliest oblivion men and turn them hot” okay so when WE do it it’s bad but when ELDER SCROLLS THEMSELF DOES IT it’s okay?????
explain how we went from peeled potato man with his fucking feet out to fucking. evil legolas
Mid life crisis
I will forever stand by my (comedy) answer to it being that ESO-marco is kind of like, when you spend time, and effort, and a ton of eyeshadow and what not to slay and be the evilest Legolas on the block.
And Oblivi-marco is sort of a moment, or a day, or perhaps a holiday week, when you just stay at home, wear pajamas and play viddy gaems all day, while ordering takeouts.
unironically dracula's at his best when he's someone's dad
baby: cries at 3am
these guys: do that thing where they rise from their coffin like they're on a hinge
there's just something funny about the mental image of dracula changing a nappy
overworked single dad dracula posting minions memes to facebook
the transylvanian peasants: accidentally bring garlic bread to vlad junior's birthday potluck
dracula to facebook that evening:
@crysdrawsthings Mannimarco trying to think of a nickname for baby Elanor,propably
@crysdrawsthings wrote Barbara instead of Barbas and everything went downhill from there
Keyboard predictor fucking our chat
me playing any video game: *does not touch the block button at all throughout the game*
#no block button we lose like men
what the fuck is this dodge nonsense? You hit them harder and faster than they hit you and That Is How You Play Video Game
You cant take damage if the enemy is dead
Don’t talk to me about buffing or debuffing stats either. The only stat that matters is the enemy’s HP, and I am going to debuff it all the way to zero.
@baileybooradly, @sapphic-sith
Thank you both so much for your kindness!
As for my part I would like to forwards this message to anyone reading this (and this includes both of you!). Because all of you, my followers, lurkers and just random people, you are all beautiful and wonderful in some way and, well, this is your daily reminder about it.
I am not very good with words, as you may have noticed.
Okay, so i was tagged by @derpbrotherhood and @littlegalerion to do a kind of similar memes, so I will just make one post with answers to both, hope it is okay! Tagging anyone interested to also answer.
Name: Crys.
Pronouns: Technically it would be she\her, but anything is fine by me! Dude, pal, buddy and others included.
Birthday: 23rd of January.
Relationships: single and quite ugly goblin
Favourite colors: i like a lot of colors. Some shades of green for example, emerald green is quite beautiful.
Top three ships: are all stupid and self-indulgent Canon x Mary Sue-ish OC.
Last song: Dust and Light - Twelve Titan Music
Last movie: Pet Sematary (2019), I think.
Last thing that made you laugh: it was some irl related nonsense, that is really hard to explain without giving a lot of context.
Lipstick or Chapstick: if I really need to - chapstick Currently Reading: Richard Feynman - The Character of Physical Law
Send me a “ 🔥 “ for an unpopular opinion.
Bonus points if you include a topic. ( IE. shipping, roleplaying, ect. )
Okay, so, I want to have something going on here. And this seems fun. Also I literally have no idea what are even counts as unpopular opinion, so it would be just. My opinions.
Please: include topic, preferably TES related
Send me a “ 🔥 “ for an unpopular opinion.
Bonus points if you include a topic. ( IE. shipping, roleplaying, ect. )
Okay, so, I want to have something going on here. And this seems fun. Also I literally have no idea what are even counts as unpopular opinion, so it would be just. My opinions.
Please: include topic, preferably TES related
Was tagged to do with by @general-grey and myself tagging anyone interested!
This or That
coffee or tea early bird or night owl chocolate or vanilla spring or fall silver or gold pop or alternative freckles or dimples snakes or sharks mountains or fields thunderstorms or lightning Egyptian or Greek or Norse mythology ivory or scarlet flute or lyre opal or diamond butterflies or honeybees macarons or eclairs typewritten or handwritten secret garden or secret library rooftop or balcony spicy or mild opera or ballet london or paris vincent van gogh or claude monet denim or leather potions or spells ocean or desert mermaids or sirens masquerade ball or cocktail party
🍀 You wish your art was more..(fill in the blank)
I wish my art was more professional and refined, to be honest.
Other than this? Maybe generally interesting and eye-catching.
Draw a doodle with your non-dominant hand
Here you go x)It was fun, I must give it that!
🌈 Do you use more warm or cold colors?
Depends on the artwork, I would say.Can’t really say that i have some specific feelings about ones or others.
How often do you draw?
I would not say, that I produce an art per day, but I do try to draw at least every day I am not too tired or invested in other things.And when i have like, ability to draw, that depends on me having my art stuff nearby.
Is night or day better for drawing?
I would say late evening and on, because I am.. rather nocturnal in general. And usually get the most inspired in the evenings and on. Also it’s calmer at night.
☕ Do you do warmup sketches before drawing? (Bonus: do you have any to share?)
Well. I am not exactly sure what warmup sketch would be, but based on my understanding of term - no, I don’t
I guess I basically either start working on this one thing I want to draw, or sketch a bit until I find this thing, but not sketch something unimportant, before doing this one thing I want to do.