So yeah Voidy-Voidy Every time I think that you hit da floor, you take a shovel and start digging furiously I guess at this moment you digged that deep Enjoy Mua :* *rolls away whistling*
As a glorious title for any post containing my so-called-fanfics.
Anyway, I write a thing. At least started. because of mighty needs. Not because I am trying to procrastinate an important thing I must do, nonono. No. (Yeeeeeesh)
So. Idea is a using fluffy not-a-demon to create the stupidest situations possible in the grimdark realms of Warhammer. Mostly because she is a silly fluffy thingy, that can’t so things right even if she is capable of it. What to tell about the acting in situations she is not capable of solving. Being the Lord-of-Change-in-training, for example. Or a cheerful, rather dumb and shortsighted parody of one, trying to get shit done with... luck? Or something like that.
Prologue on it’s way. Will add link to next part if there will happen one.
Important notes: I am not even a mediocre writer in my native language, and in English it’s just disastrous thing. Warnings: OOC, stupid jokes, low level of lore-knowing, terrible English, probably AU, Mary-Sueish characters. I don’t have a beta reader, so I will be the most grateful for any checks and mistakes correcting. Text under the cut.
I rarely do animations, but idea catch my mind. Sadly I have no idea what to do with blinking. And pictures are extra-sketchy. Anyway, it was fun.
Evil fluffy lizard. Tag with WH, because it’s her WH-version. Others get angry with different special effects.
Second part for this (X) Meet the demonic warp locomotive of the Ventris Inc. and it’s crew presented with your local and friendly great demon of Nurgle - Borya. And his (approximately) fifty-two thousands of nurglings. Pat-pat them, they are squishy.
Also Russ and Magnus talking brotherly-love-filled-shit about each other. And Russ going into his rage mode after Geri and Freki were called dogs. Random background daemonette included.
@anierous-sunblade, posted it that way, because I am not sure how will picture upload into an ask answer. Hope it is okay! And also hope it is okay, that there is erm... not only your prompt. Bad idea: loudly call Abaddon - Failbaddon if you are smol and probably harmless lizard. The fact that this is a truth makes idea even worse. Even worse idea: also make a joke about his hands. For example, call him Failbaddon the Handless and make a c-c-c-c-combo. Congratulations: you have troubles. Lotsa. Troubles. R U N
Worry slightly less, even it was still painful for her (though less, then for a humans) she can grow hands back. It will take time, but she can.
And also a bad idea is to harm smol lizard, that looks harmless.
Don;t know what to say more. I don’t like canonical Drach'nyen so enjoy my version? Constantly changing demonic sword with eyeses. And teeth. And probably shitty remarks about our favorite Chaos Warmaster, kekeke.
Do not ask me how she managed to bandage hands. It’s Mary Sueish magic, I guess. Or usual magic.
Thanks those, who already send me Darkish Prompts So, I started drawing a little comic for them with this little fluffy lizard. Mostly because background story happened and also because I cannot find a way to explain it in one picture... Nevermind. So, there will be little comic-thing. Starting with that uncomfy moment.
Still takes place in the WH universe, so looking on talons and that fixation on “hands matters” some of you will probably guess the second person in the story right away.
Miserable not-a-demon tries to fit into the setting. Or dress up for Halloween.
Fails miserably, yeah. In both cases.
But worry not. Everything is going according to the plan.
Wink-wink.
If she only had idea what that warp-damn plan is about.
Also I needed to practice my lazy coloring for making prizes in giveaway and possible commissions I plan to open after giveaway is fully finished.
And yes, I goddammit love Tzeentch’s demons and Thousand Sons’ designs. So why not fool around and try to apply them to fluffy not-a-demon-ass.
She has Da Book. Yes. Not sure is she actually can into sorcery (with unpredictable results) or is it a girly diary full of sweet notes, world-wide plans “How to build a prefect future for all” and cookies receipts.
Sneak-pic of a thing I am doing right now. Miserable not a demon being creepy. Or trying at least.
Started as a picture-answer to one reblog. And grown to full-height drawing because of a phrase she was saying “Everything is going according to plan~”
BTW, I seriously need to give her some kind of terrible accent to speak with. Just don’t know how to show it in pictures without mentioning it on every pic or in every description.
IDK where I found that idea, but... Another shitpost, featuring my favourite and still DONE(tm) primarch and his wolf-obsessed brother. Also miserabdle not-a-demon, Fateweaver, a whole pack of pups and that cliche move with focusing on eyes.
When you want to help, but you are the miserable not-a-demon you are. All that terrible misses Tzeentch’s background laugh. One question that troubles me, that what in that case is lying on Krennic’s table. And yes, Magnus is painting miniatures. Endless war is endless war, but weekend game parties are very important.
Okay, I still not finished that pic But I done a quite accurate depiction of how Magnus “So done” The Red met fluffy lizardass. And probably start for real thinking about Tzeentch being a complete asshole. (I am, personally, vote for Team Kairos. Because I know Crys, she will screw everything up while trying to do something good. Wait, oh shi-)
Yes I am falling into deep of Horus Heresy, yes And managed to buy myself “The Thousand Sons” book.
Okay, I wanted to draw some kind of a greeting card for a Valentine’s Day for my followers and, well, anyone else honestly, but guess what happened? Overcomplication and bros. They happened.
(Yes, that is how my sketches look like when things get complicated. Argh)
I want to believe I will finish I some time soon. Right now... Greetings. Be happy. Stay awesome. My best wishes and all that stuff. Love you.
ALSO
If you want me to draw something specific for you as a gift for this holiday - I am open to suggestions and requests. It probably will be rather simple drawings and I can’t really into that funny pick-up lines, but...Maybe someone want, so. Feel free.Fandoms are rather traditional: SWTOR, Star Wars, Tolkien, maybe ASoIaF, Mass Effect, Dragon Age or WH 40K.
Fluffy lizardass and one of her... friends. “Hello, darkness, my old friend...” Sketched and... colored variant. Like sketched better, but the other one has some interesting parts.