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Crys • Mid-twenties • Any pronouns are fine • Russian hobby artist • Currently very into Warframe • Voted Alduin for Skyrim Sexyman 2023
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Okay, incoherent Skyrim ramble time. 

But the fact, that Dovahkiin is low-key forced to be enrolled into the College of Winterhold to get the Elder Scroll in the main quest is hilarious to me in the context of Elanor (for more context on who Elanor is, refer HERE. In short - a dragonborn altmer-shaped disaster). 

Because while it might be more reasonable and expected for her to try and force her way in somehow or circumvent this part of the quest entirely, I am not here to be reasonable, I am here to get as much quips and lols out of the story as possible, so it is far funnier if she just... enrolls there. Or, speaking more honestly, annoys her way into getting enrolled. 

After being tossed at Faralda by her dremora, of course. The only reasonable way for Val to put Elanor down after lugging her across the entire hold, through snow, bears, more snow and more bears. What is with all these bears as of late.

And honestly Elanor tagging along for the entirety of the College questline would be freaking hilarious. To me. So many possibilities. To lick the big forbidden orb, to get turned into a chicken, to blow something up (just like the good old time back on Summerset). Of course the classic show of “people in the backround being genuinely uneasy about Elanor being Elanor, because Elanor is not okay, now ft. College trio and Tolfdir”.

And bullying (affectionately, but violently) Ancano, of course. The main attraction. Honestly while College Trio does the most work in the questline these two could really just try to murder one another in the background in increasingly creative and unhinged ways, it would be entirely in character and give everyone else a good ten minutes of freedom from snooty advisor and his dumbass colleague. 

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17, 29, and 30 for Elanor and Ancano?

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17. Who says I love you first?Elanor. I mean, look at Ancano. Look at this mean snooty banana.I won’t expect him to be the first. Like, it should be some extreme or private circumstance for him to say the thing in any case.Elanor is… Easier with it, I guess.

29. one headcanon about this OTP that breaks your heartCanon pretty much does all job for me with this. So, yeah. 

30. one headcanon about this OTP that mends itHmmm. I understand that I am probably really bad with this headcanon things, lol. But by all means I do find this running joke of mine with Elanor and her 1001 attempts of trying to seduce Ancano to be quite funny. Stupid, but funny. Especially when you think about how hard it for him to keep a straight face, considering how “creative” Elanor can get.

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Suggesting: Ancano meeting Elanors parents for the first time? Or just smug asshole Ancano!

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I had to do it x)But basically - this. This is his reaction to meeting her parents.I bet he like, single-handedly created a alcohol shortage in Winterhold while trying to process it. 

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Ok so how hot is Deer, Ancano and Manni? (and if you want my OC Mirafire?)

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hey lets play how hot is that character, feel free to send more!

So, I answered about Manni in this post - (CLICK)

So, Deer is… objectively good looking if you don’t have anything against high elves, tall buff girls or her literally growing scales\wings\claws\etc from time to time. Dragon Knight, eh, some things just come with a specialty.

Also she is generally a quite nice person. Quite. Great cuddles. Maybe a bit too tight from time to time.

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | Gorgeous and probably also terrifying when fighting and especially when using her transformation abilities | LORD MERCY

Oh my. He is such a smug son of a binch, but he is also the smuggest son of a binch and oh my, I do love seeing him being this smuggest son of a binch.Obviously an asshole, but an asshole I love dearly.

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD MERCY HIS VOICE 

I hope I didn’t messed anything while looking for references and you are okay with me using a part of your artwork here for illustration C:

Very nice! Handsome and good looking lady! 

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD MERCY

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@aearyn SUFFER

So... Should I walk the steps of Our Blessed, Damned and Beloved Todd Howard and make a remastered edition of this comic, but in questionably better quality and coloring?  Or should I actually do something not stupid for once?

TLDR: hi-res golden tiddies. Yes or no.

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Anonymous asked:

I would like 3b and 4c, and we should prolly make them ancano huh?

Here you go, Nonnie!4C is a peak Ancano, if you ask me.

And on 3B I left out the crying part because well, I doubt that crying in Winterhold is a particularly good idea. If you don’t want to have you whole face frozen, at least. 

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Best word to describe Elanor? Fuckup. Best word to describe the relationship between her and Ancano? Complicated. Best words to describe The Eye of Magnus? Forbidden candy.

(Remember those days when I was able to make actually FUNNY jokes? Good times, ya know)

(Also for clarification - since it is really cold in Skyrim she had froze herself to the Eye)

Ancano is such a bitch but damn if he ain’t the smuggest son of a bitch in the College (which is an amazing achievement)

Yeah he killed the Archmage but who cares about that guy lmao

This perfect addition deserves a comic of its own!

Dovahkiin do not sleep, Dovahkiin waits.

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