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Crys • Mid-twenties • Any pronouns are fine • Russian hobby artist • Currently very into Warframe • Voted Alduin for Skyrim Sexyman 2023
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" how bad can one mission to kill Dracula go? I'll tell you..." ~ Castlevania

Most certainly the memoirs of a Roasting Daemon Blueberry, where he roasts the reader shares the stupidest stuff happened while said attempts.

Mixed with various daily stuff, of course, because daily stuff is for cure interesting when we are talking about that sort of family.

Sadly don’t have a new pic, but this one is noice

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Crys and her fanart are clearly two things living in a communal apartment with the stupidest and cringiest ideas possible.  For example, calling the blue and six eyed daemon from the fourth episode of Castlevania - Blueberry, giving him smol stubby tail and making him a some sort of a cackling family mascot.  And with Alucard, who had occasional levitation problems in his youth, it is not my idea, credit to @magnifigal

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Crys watches Castlevania (6)

WHAT A CUTIE PATOOTIE! I WANT TEN! NO, HOW WILL BE TWO TIMES TEN IN ENGLISH???

What a gorgeous beast. And dat voice. And oh my, how this cutie is giving burns to the smug bastard, how it is awesome.

*cackles* I waited for a looong time~

Also need to comment, that Fluffy is good about organizing and Sypha magic is rad. Hella rad. Enjoyed the fighting scene. And he (let’s go with he) is still uwu noice with really boopable snoot

And I can’t do anything with myself Alucard, you may be Alucard, bun in tags you will be “Not Sanguinius”

*place to swoon about the how majestic the boi looks like* *place to say a stupid Twilight referencing joke* *place for both, I am here*

What a neat sword-o :> And oh my, dude is dramatic.  Enjoyably dramatic. “FLOATING VAMPIRE JESUS”, PFFFFRT, OH MY GOSH, THEY SAID THAT.

Criteria you need to meet to be classifies as Dracula by Fluffy: 1) Have fangs 2) Sleep in a coffin. Well, I mean he is probably right, but still.

Floating vampire Jesus is judging you, Fluffy.

And here I am going down into ugly sobs again.

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Crys watches Castlevania (5)

What an adorkable fluffy toad.

And okay, he was doing it pretty rad and still adorkably while fighting cyclops. Shit. Cyclops will never be the same after WH happened.

Something wholesome and happy to bring happiness into my and yours life.

Sypha. I will save it for the important memeful conversations. 

And this too. It even gets a bit close to this memeful cato

Fluffy clearly like doing faces. Good boi. Upgrade my previous rating, along with other thing, not only faces, to five breakfasts. And a middle sized tree.

Nah, you are piece of shit and I don’t even need math to prove it.

HAH! And somehow that shithole of a bishop is even more disgusting by now. How is it possible? No one knows. 

Rad and intense fighting scenes, my animu lover soul is pleased and one interesting detail I somehow missed until that time

Long time no see, huh.  I guess that’s why voice was sorta familiar. And it explains Fluffy’s fascinations with trees, i guess. Lookin’ for his oakenshield, huehuehue.

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Crys watches Castlevania (4)

In the reality of this series, you are now acting as my spiritual animal, boi I really don’t like priests here. Especially smug bastards who need to have their arses rekt. Tho I still hope I will see some nice ones. 

Aaaaaand seems like this part will be THAT short.  Dunno, have also Fluffy with an apple. Nomnom.

Also, seeing gifsets, I guess I know who is waiting down there and I am excited. Like really, huehuehue.

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Crys watches Castlevania (3)

I am sorry, I can’t

Nah, you will be Fluffy Belmont, cause I can’t unseen that Trevor

Sorta like this Trevor fucking Belmont.

Anyway, by now - pretty enjoyable character. I give him a pat and a breakfast. Two breakfasts.

One more smug bastard to get rekt, huh. Kick his arse, Fluffy!

Mmmmm, kickass!

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Crys watches Castlevania (2)

*drowns in sobs* *almost, fucking literally* Boi...

I would punch each of you in the face personally. Ungrateful peasants. *Sobs more intensively because of Lisa*

That whole scene. Boi. *more ugly sobs*

Lemme guess, you won’t be so happy to be here after some screen time, riiight?

Mwęh͟eh͞e̴h̨ȩ L̰̀e̛̼͚͔ṭ̴ i̛̬͙͚ţ̻ ̷̰̬̩̣̯b̶̝̟͓͈̦e̥͉gi̶̪͙̞̥̯n͕̖̥̦

Rekt dem, mah boi.

Aside from the slaughter madness they can inflict (and that I can’t “approve, even understanding mah boi, because well, Alucard HAS a point), what a noice babies. I want ten.

Huh. One of the heroes I presume. Belmont. Huh. I will call you Fluffy by now.

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Crys watches Castlevania (1)

Fuck. Fuckfuckfuckfuck. FUCK!

She is so good, so kind. *ugly sobs* But I would applaud if that smug bishop bastard will get a high quality ass kicking. Damn, I would give a standing applaud. What a piece of shit. What a Shitman McShitty of Douchebag clan you need to be to hurt Lisa?

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